R.I.P, Four Loko: Here Are the Five Stupidest Things People Have Done While Drinking You.

Colors of a beautiful rainbow...

Four Loko, known as "liquid crack" to certain admirers, was officially banned this weekend, no longer to be delivered to your friendly neighborhood bodega after December 10. Unlike just any garden variety booze, Four Loko didn't only make people sick -- it made them insane! We've compiled our five favorite (a/k/a most disturbing) Loco-Loko offenders, so that future generations can see how dumb we really were.

The Naked Break-and-Entry Rug Pooper

A woman arrived home to find "the shock of her life": a stark naked burglar passed out on her couch and pots and pans and bloody towels in her sink. The 21-year-old man, high on the Loko, had apparently been wandering around her neighborhood nude all night, busy with assorted adventures including a stop by a vacant house where he left "a special deposit" on a rug. Ominously, he claimed to police that "he didn't remember anything...except drinking a can of Four Loko."