Heaven Is Full of Young Adults

By Jen Doll Thu., Nov. 18 2010 at 5:30 PM

Categories: Close Calls, Jen Doll, Kids Accomplishing Things, Near-Death Experience, We Love a Mystery

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According to Colton Burpo, who had a near-death experience as a four-year-old but lived to write a book about it with his dad (Heaven Is for Real, Christmas-list it!): There are no old people in heaven. If you make it up there, you get the Benjamin Button treatment. Also, as he explains in this Fox News clip, Jesus may be rather hot ("sea-blue eyes," "rough but kind face," and a "smile that lit up the heavens"...Brad Pitt is so playing him in the movie version! Or maybe James Franco with colored contacts...). Without further comment, because we'd like to maybe go there someday...
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I guess those happy chemicals informed the child of a sibling he had never met nor heard about from his parents. You Manhattan snobs really are the most closed-minded people I have ever encountered.
You are friggin nuts.
Everyone that has made their comments so far must be really offended. Because only offended people react that way. Just evaluate all details in your life and ask yourself if it promotes health and life. The wages of sin is death. If we find ourselves falling apart mentaly and physically we must have a certain measure of sin in our lives that we have not overcome or dont want to overcome. Sin is everything that hurts others and yourself. People say that they are not able to see fornication as to hurting others or hurting yourself. I say you must be blind or pulling the wool over your own eyes. Have sex with someone that you love and watch them have sex with someone else. Ouch it hurts dont it. Now have sex with someone you dont love but they love you and you go and have sex with someone else you just may get a bullet to the back. Ouch that hurts. Now have two mutual understanding people having sex until you get a child and watch that child grow up without a father or mother or both. They get turned over to the state and grows up hoping to find you guys ready to put a bullit in you. Ouch that hurts. Maybe you dont have a child together so how would you be hurting each other or yourself? Simply upon this fact, you were created and placed inside the body you live in. Just like if your boss at work gave you the new company car to use for work but you did not take care of it and began to use it for your own private use. Well your boss will get upset because its his car and he gave it to you so you can profit him. If you are using the car and putting miles on it for your self and not making a profit then you can only expect the worse. Your body is not your own and by creation sex can only function properly in faithfullness and in a family and you will find yourself under Gods rule. Adam and Eve were created full grown and were designed to never die. We all are design to never die. If we stuck you in a coma and stored your body in a clean quite inviroment and feed you through a tube with all the best nutrients needed, you will probably live many more decades longer than the road you are on now. Life and death is in the power of the tongue and we are the ones that get in the way of Life that we are designed to live in. He came to give us life and life more abundantly. This generation will be a generation of many people that will not see death. How did Jesus say to pray. Your kingdom come Your will be done on earth just as it is in heaven. This boy seen exactly what is going to be in the earth. I have began to believe for many years that I will not see death because revelation says that to those who over come will He freely give to them the tree of life. Eat of the tree of life and you will never see death. Choose to be an overcomer so His kindom will come on earth just exactly as it is in Heaven. God Bless Curt
Just when you think it can't get more outlandish. The only thing left to do is shake one's head in bafflement...
Hey Colton: it's not evidence of god but of humanity's profound evolution, that your body floods your brain with 'happy' chemicals when it thinks you're about to die (if you're lucky to live that long).
It's not Fox News, it's Faux Noise.
So we've come to this? Fox "News" promoting the dissemination of barbaric superstitions and ridiculous flim-flammery. Near death hallucinations are quite common; that is all they are" HALLUCINATIONS!
I didn't watch the video. I already had to spent 15 minutes cleaning up my bathroom because I didn't make it to the toilet before I threw up all over the place. I'd like to personally send all parties involved a gift certificate to Heaven and hope they use it quickly, starting with Gretchen Carlson, that wretched *#*$
Their really needs to be a law against cult members doing this to their children. I wonder how long till the cult rapes this child.