The 9 Most Hideous Thanksgiving-Themed Tchotchkes

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Happy Thanksgiving! Time to be thankful you don't own any of these items. Here, we've identified the 9 Thanksgiving-themed tchotchkes that frighten us the most. (Sorry to the creators of said items, but we are thankful that you possess the genius and home craftsmanship/manufacturing prowess to have come up with these things so we might mock them. Because they are a very special kind of awesome.)

The "Sweater for All Seasons"

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via eBay.com
This is the quattro stagioni of holiday sweaters, granting you with September, October, November, and December, all on one shirt front. Not content to be simply hideous, this sweater must also be ECONOMICAL. Yet, despite being pre-owned, it costs $99 (on eBay). Well, you would get a lot of use out of it, as the prior owner can likely attest.

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