In Soviet Russia, DOG Name YOU!

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In contemporary Russia, INTERNET name DOG. Yes, the Prime Minister of Russia, one Mr. Vladamir Putin, has absolved himself of the responsibility of renaming his new Bulgarian shepherd puppy -- previously: Yorgo -- and in an unlikely twist, hoisted such a duty upon his fellow countrymen of Mother Russia.

Via Russia Today:

Putin's press secretary, Dmitry Peskov, told reporters on Tuesday evening that the Prime Minister has decided to rename the puppy, originally named Yorgo, but has not yet come up with a new name. Thus, all Russians can submit dog names via the Internet and Putin will look though them all, the press secretary said.

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As such, we thought we'd help our neighbors-from-where-we-stand-in-Alaska come up with some ideas:

  • Дейзи.
  • Лола.
  • Снежок.
  • Чернобыльской.
  • КГБ.
  • Владимир Пса-в.
  • Клиффорд Красный.
  • Krazy Иван.
  • DJ Влад.
  • Абсолют.
  • Суитпея.

Thankfully, Putin lives in 2010, where the internet will help me get these to him. Also, in Soviet Russia, POOPER scoop YOU. Thank god for this modern world, right?

[fkamer@villagevoice.com]

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