Lindsay Lohan Dropped as Porn Star Linda Lovelace
Lindsay Lohan's big, serious comeback as an actress -- playing porn star Linda Lovelace in the gritty drama Inferno: A Linda Lovelace Story -- has been cancelled, according to Nikki Finke's Deadline Hollywood. The much-hyped project will now star up-and-comer Malin Akerman (Watchmen, 27 Dresses) in the title role. And Lindsay Lohan's years-long nightmare -- she's still in rehab, remember? -- rages on.
"My understanding is that Lindsay was dropped as she's impossible to insure and the producers loved Malin," an "insider" told Finke. Lohan has been known to disrupt projects.
The Lovelace movie will go on without her and we, the sick movie-watching public, will never get to hear Linday Lohan say "I'm a fat fatass" while being sexually stimulated or any of the other graphic gems from the leaked script. One day you're all set for your first bestiality scene and then poof, it's gone -- such is the life of a struggling starlet.
Lindsay Lohan Dumped For Malin Akerman [Deadline Hollywood]