More Fun With Julian Assange's OKCupid Profile and Pictures

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Julian Assange, the founder of WikiLeaks, used to be a member of the dating website OKCupid. If this authentic-looking profile -- last used in 2006, but still available online -- is to be believed, Assange was once extremely open about his personality and desires, long before he was the number one public enemy of governments worldwide. Highlights below!

The "About" portion of Assange's profile is filled genius nuggets of candidness and megalomania, probably peaking at the aforementioned declaration, "I have asian teengirl stalkers. Hello." Other gems include:

  • Do not write to me if you are timid. I am too busy. Write to me if you are brave.

  • I could adapt to anything except the loss of female company and carbon.

  • I am DANGER, ACHTUNG, and ??????????????!

  • I like women from countries that have sustained political turmoil.

In the "Test" section, Assange is identified as a "Strong Democrat," 87% slut, 87% dominating and much more. He also scored 39% on the Asperger's test, for whatever that's worth.

And what's a dating site profile without pictures? Here's a taste of how Assange wants you to think he looks:

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Assange in Libya, 2006

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"The author, facing the rising sun after an all puzzle contest."

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"The author, adopting a disguise to suit his three day growth."

Julian Assange as "HarryHarrison" [OKCupid via Reddit]

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