Snooki-in-a-Ball to Drop on Times Square on New Year's Eve
Today in things making our brains hurt a/k/a WHY GOD, WHY? We have this: Everybody's favorite shortest Jersey Shore star/novelist/beer-bong aficionado, our dear sweet eensy Snooki, will be put in a ball and "lowered into New York's Times Square to help ring in 2011 at the MTV New Year's Bash" while "Sitch and other Jersey Shore cast members will help lead the crowd in a fist-pumping frenzy in an attempt to break a Guinness World Record." Note to self: Get the fuck out of town. Note to Snooki: Franchise opportunity? [via MTV.com]
Here is a ball, sans Snooki.