Glamour Magazine Would Like You to Know a Few Things About Men

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Here is the plight of the single lady in a nutshell: That there are magazines like Glamour that proliferate various generalized highly unscientific "statistics" about men that we must then banish from our brains or, somehow, adopt into our dating/life realities. Because once you read this stuff, well, it's hard to know what to do with it, except move on as quickly as possible. Let's take the latest, Glamour's Extra-Hot, Extra-Juicy Guy Survey: 1,000 Men Confess....which got 1,000 men to open up with regard to some highly intriguing questions, hotly and juicily.

Here are the 10 the most important things we've learned:

36% are self-described "boob guys." After that they like butts, faces, and legs. (Personalities not included; those 4 body parts add up to 100%.)

BUT! If they could have any wish granted by a genie, they'd pick a bigger penis for themselves before selecting bigger boobs for their lady.

Less than half say they'd take a male birth-control pill. Many of them, however, were quite concerned about YOU getting pregnant.

79% would "date themselves" if they were women. Whatever that means.

56% secretly want to sleep with their female friends.

7% would "cross over" for Bradley Cooper.

57% would go home with a girl with bedbugs. (Good to know!)

74% would -- gasp -- rather be stuck in an elevator with a Playboy Playmate than an elevator technician.

Given the option of masturbating to "whoever's on Conan" vs. "the Food Network," (when the adult on-demand channel, and, presumably, their Internet is not working), 43% choose the Food Network.

Right now, in January of 2011, 75% of men would prefer to be 5'2" with a seven-inch penis than 6'2" with a three-inch penis.

Thank you, Glamour magazine.

[JDoll]


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EsterYates
EsterYates

Glamour Magazine,This is to let you know,i am suppose be able to entry Sweepstakes and no order need. Cancel any and all magazines.At our age and the recession we can not afford any thing else.Ester Yates 8525 Purnell Ridge Rd Wake Forest NC.27587. 

Jeff G
Jeff G

The 57% of men who would go home with a girl with bedbugs is truly a guy not thinking with his brain. I'm the editor of the http://www.bed-bugs-handbook.c... and get hundreds of letters from homeowners that are spending $1000's of dollars to get rid of the pests. Have the girl come to your place, and make sure you removes anything she brought from home at the door.

Katia Bazilevsky
Katia Bazilevsky

Actually, according to the Catalog of human population the most compatible people or soulmates are those who have their birthday on the exact same date. People with birthday on the same date are completely the same!

Epac
Epac

^^^ including her clothes..:-)

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