R.I.P., Color-Coded Terror Attack Warnings
It's pretty much official, even if officials are still speaking "on condition of anonymity": Homeland Security will rid the nation of that coat of many colors we at Runnin' Scared like to call the Terror Alert Layered Quadrilateral Almost-Rainbow. All those pretty reds, oranges, yellows, blues, and greens will be no longer (at least in reference to our nation's security) by April 27. ![]()
Instead of letting yellow shine through the U.S. like a beacon of light declaring our elevated threat level status, Homeland Security has decided, after a year of review, that they're just going to tell us about it. Which is good, because yellow simply made us think of SpongeBob, or a nice icy lemon granita, anyway.
Expect an official announcement on this tomorrow.
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