Things that make us want to curl up in a tiny ball and rock, and weep, and drink, and rock some more:
The good news is, at least we know how it's done, finally. Gym, Tanning, Laundry, WORLD DOMINATION. [Slightly comforting update: we have yet to locate the book on the Times list.] 
A list of people who bought this book would be a good place to start when the time comes to fill death camp quotas
I want to throw up.......SNOOKI???? a New York Times best????? what is the world coming to???????
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