What Will Keith Olbermann Tweet at 8 P.M.?

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Keith Olbermann, recently departed host of MSNBC's Countdown, is coming back to the 8 p.m. slot just three days after he signed off. Despite talk in this morning's New York Times of a gag order, in which Olbermann can not speak about his departure, he has promised a dispatch tonight on his newly MSNBC-free Twitter. What could it be?

Realistically, it will be a thank you to fans for their outpouring of support (just like last time) and a promise to fill everyone in as soon as he knows more about his future plans. But we're hoping for:

5. A joke about Oprah's long-lost half-sister. Like, a really good joke. (Maybe even a #hashtag.)

4. A Twitpic of his Al Gore/Conan O'Brien-style funemployment beard.

3. A rant in the style of Courtney Love or Mr. West.

2. Plans for run for Mayor of Chicago (though Senator from Connecticut will do).

1. @JustinBieber haaaayyyyy

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8 comments
Hank
Hank

Is Olberanus really a closet queen? I think so.

Bob
Bob

Screw Olberfart. He's done.

Mr. Guest
Mr. Guest

Maybe he can tweet his resume and send it to McDonalds....I hear they're hiring!

Goodnight Irene...
Goodnight Irene...

You're dumber than I thought, you didn't get my humor...Another commie in the house, give it up for my little home life, pinko pal...

Goodnight, Irene...
Goodnight, Irene...

Herr Olbermeyer, go away already, didn't we get rid of you on Friday...? As an aging, tired, old queen, at least go out with class that we know you don't have. Your time is over, everybody is sick of your hateful, leftist rants with the spittle flying out of your sourpuss!We wish you would take some of the other dumbasses with you(Ed Shittz, Rachel Madcow, Chris(ticklemyballs)Mathews, Joe Scumbag, Laurence O'DragQueen). Have fun on your long vacation...

Goombah
Goombah

back to mississippi you go, cleatus. don't let the door hit you on yer way out

Goodnight Irene...
Goodnight Irene...

That's cute, a wannabe meatball from the lower left side...

Goombah
Goombah

Try 141 and hamilton. Uptown, been here my home life. You know what they say, better red than dead, son.

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