Asteroid Heading for Earth Will Kill Us All!!!!...Or Not

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The internet is buzzing over the recent Russian report that an asteroid is going to hit Earth in 2036 and kill you and your children. If you don't have kids, this menacing rock from space will kill any children you are planning on having. The asteroid -- named 99942 Apophis -- is larger than two football fields. Football is a game that will never again be played after mighty 99942 Apophis hurdles into our precious planet, the only home you have ever known.

NASA, however, has pretty much dismissed this report. Yahoo! says the American, and therefore more free, space agency ran the numbers and found that the asteroid only has about a 1 in 250,000 chance of hitting us.

Don't like those odds? NASA assures they "will construct machinery to change the asteroid's orbit" if necessary.

We reported that NASA is having trouble meeting budget constraints for the construction of a new rocket, but it's assumed Congress will allocate the funds needed to save the world.

That is, unless The Onion is to be believed.

All About Apophis [Yahoo!]


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Temptingocean32
Temptingocean32

Thought an asteroid was coming today, sept 26th, 2011...I heard its supposed to hit by new york & create a 200 ft wave. I think its all bull

Zakiaksmith
Zakiaksmith

why is this happening now what can we do to stay safe and to prevent this from hitting us...??!!!

Tannermcgregor
Tannermcgregor

Fix it!!!!!!!! I dont wanna die I'm only 12 my nAme is tanner Mcgregor phone number 3157054577

Lilpumpk
Lilpumpk

jkk just do not say that please the earth is a great place

Lilpumpk
Lilpumpk

that is a lie your scarring people

Peerless
Peerless

well i dont think we can say 4sure that it will hit the Earth. But lets see, im looking forwar to 2036. i wish for a nice drama on the sky!gratings from Denmark!

Adiva
Adiva

No, but really. It is coming into our orbit two times- the first time, if it hits a certain area called a gravitational "keyhole" it will set it up to hit us the second go round. But this isn't news, they've known about it for a while. On April 13, 2029 it will be so close to us we can see it with the naked eye. It will come back around same time in 2036. Talk about the seven year itch! Seroiously, though, do some research before planning your April 12, 2029 "We're all gonna die" party. The projected risk areas are starting a little below Russia, middle Russia, the ocean, and down toward South America.

Source:

99942 Apophis. Wikipedia. Wikemedia. 11 February, 2011. Web. 11 February, 2011.

Adiva
Adiva

Man, I hope we do get hit. It's about dang time. :O)

Mick_draw
Mick_draw

sod it we all got to go sum time may as well be all in one go

Paganel Gigel
Paganel Gigel

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