Who Will Replace Hosni Mubarak as the World's 20th Worst Dictator?

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Hosni Mubarak's resignation as President of Egypt today has left an immense vacuum in world politics. Yes, this means that he is no longer 20th on Parade Magazine's List of the World's Worst Dictators. Who will slide into his now-vacant slot? We've got the scoop! SPOILER ALERT: Do not click "more" if you don't want to find out the juicy gossip.

Our sources tell us that President Laurent Gbagbo of Cote d'Ivoire is being touted as the man who will replace Mubarak. The dictator world is buzzing that this is a sure thing, although don't tell President Gbagbo that!

The 65-year-old came to power in 2000 and has refused to give up his seat despite the Ivory Coast Election Commission's declaration that he lost in 2010 to rival Alassane Ouattara. Gbagbo is reportedly barricaded in his Abidjan palace, waiting for the phone call from the editors of Parade telling him he's made their list.

With a civil war looming in Cote d'Ivoire, President Gbagbo is hoping his appointment by Parade Magazine will be the good news he's been waiting for. He is facing stern competition from Angola's Jose Eduardo dos Santos, but anyone who's been following the gossip knows dos Santos doesn't stand a chance.

It may get catty!

Current list-topper Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe could not be reached for comment.

The World's Worst Dictators [Parade]


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Jfkimou
Jfkimou

Stupid article!! Gbagbo is no where near being a dictator, inform your self on the real facts about the crisis in CI instead of making idiotic conclusions which are based on French media publishings which are in turn republished by their other media counterparts. Gbagbo is fighting for the sovereign nation of CI and it's institution which are being disgarded by the French gov who wish to continue their francafrique agenda in CI and can't with gnagbo in power. Ouattara is the puppet that France is supporting and the one that they would like to see in power and have been attempting to place since 93, this is just a continuation of an old story.

Bsiqueira12
Bsiqueira12

Gbagbo against Francafrique?Are you kidding me? Where are you getting that from? Your are talking about facts. Do you want facts? Isn't Gbagbo who gave a juicy port management contract to Bollore, rewarded Bouygues with tons of construction contracts including those of Yamoussokro. Brother don't believe Gbagbo's hype. He is just one of those african dictators who want to stay in power for ever. He just believes that he has found the right formula in blaming the west for our ills. No, no, no. we have to roll up our sleeves and do what we have to do. It's just a shame that we have such a huge potential (natural resources, bright africans) but we are held back by these despots.

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