Drunk Arrested Priest Offers Blow Jobs to Cops, Promises the Wrath of Oprah

A priest from Ohio was arrested on Sunday for DUI after he wrecked his car. It's pretty much your standard man of faith gone wrong story, until what happened next... Once in jail, Father Ignatius Kury started misbehaving. And that's where nakedness and Oprah comes into the mix. [Warning: Don't watch if you're offended by seeing drunk priests behave badly in jail.]

According to the police and the video, Kury started to complain about the rash that the handcuffs were giving him. Then he started asking for his freedom. He asked the cops if "blow jobs" were "what they wanted" and apparently started exposing himself.

Perhaps the critical moment in the sad video comes when the father says, "Oprah Winfrey is going to have her fat ass down here and you are going to have your ass up the wall."

"I sum it up as unusual at best," said Brimfield Township Police Chief David Blough. Yeah, we think it's fair to say that.

[Mtanzer]

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Dukenukem
Dukenukem

He is only trying to widen the circle of his friends :-)

biteme.
biteme.

Jesus loves you! Go to the church-whoopsie-jail cell of your choice, and wait. Bwahahahaha!

guest
guest

If he entered priesthood to cover up that he's gay this unfortunately just catapulted him out of the closet on all fours.

Harry Cheadle
Harry Cheadle

How long before this guy has his own show? My title suggestion: "Defrocked"

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