Mark Zuckerberg's Dog Has a Facebook Page; We Actually Just Wrote That

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via Forbes
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg and his girlfriend have a new pooch you can man's-best-friend! [Christ, these words are going to be recorded for posterity.] Forbes reports that his name is "Beast," and the precocious Puli has his very own Facebook page. He's the most adorable on-line-K-9 around! [No one will read this, right? Oh no, what if people read this?] His wall is full of photos and fun updates so you can keep up with him on the Social "Pet"-work. [Okay, that's it, how many Excedrin PMs will it take to bleach our brain? Twenty?]

His interests include "Cuddling, Loving and Eating." Here's hoping he keeps posting updates because we can't get enough of this dog-blog! [We are so, so sorry. We promise this will never happen again.] His page can be found here, so drop in and give the adorable guy a poke! [We're going to the bar. If you see us, kick us in the crotch. We deserve it.]

Mark Zuckerberg Gets A Dog, Gives It a Facebook Page [Forbes]

[ngreene@villagevoice.com / @nickgreene]

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Kelsey
Kelsey

Your constant commenting on how rediculous you sounded was really annoying... Maybe the first and last time was alright but not every other sentence! 

James Early
James Early

It's your solemn duty to repeat the drivel you are given....

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