Native Society, a Country Club For Young Yuppies, Is New Yorkers Only, But In a Bad Way

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Thursday's New York Times features an article on Native Society, a collection of about 400 "preppy young men and women, mostly friends from the Upper East Side," who started a secret club so they can dress up and look down on people. It's like any social gathering in New York City, really, except they were dumb enough to give it a name. It's for networking, the club's founder Oliver Estreich says, but you can only get in if you're invited -- "You can't apply" -- and it's relegated to New York natives, by which they mean the kids of 10021, "the ZIP code of upper Park and Fifth Avenues," or at least you better have gone to a damn special prep school.

"It's the second-degree-of-association," Estreich explains. "If one of my administrators knows you, likes you, thinks you have the native sensibility, we'll reach out." (Do you think our old, fabulous friend Hadley Nagel has scored an invite yet?)

The part that makes them all sound most insufferable, though it's a tough call, and yet encapsulates what this club is all about, is probably this:

Native sensibility. Native mind-set. Those terms were tossed around at the Plaza gathering. Like Zen monks marinating on the essence of nothingness, members tried to put their finger on that ineffable quality that makes them worthy of membership

To Anne de la Mothe Karoubi, 24, who went to the Marymount School, it's an intellectual precociousness. "When you grow up in New York City, our minds develop faster," she said. "You're not from Wisconsin, you're not from the middle of America. We're international, we're focused, we're driven."

And, then there's the elephant in the exclusive room:

Observing the scene, one half-expected Whit Stillman, the director of the 1990 film "Metropolitan," to storm into the room, yelling "Cut!"
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"Metropolitan' is a satire based on Upper East Side snobs who are stiff and don't do anything with their time," [the club's founder] Mr. Estreich said. "The Native Society is exactly the opposite: people who happen to come from privilege and want to do things with their life."

Besides the unavoidable film comparison, the important proper noun name-drops in the article include: Edith Wharton, Plaza Hotel, Burberry, Hermès, Rose Club, Gossip Girl, Classic Car Club, Princeton, Columbia, Bridgehampton, Trinity, Birch Wathen Lenox, Marymount, La Goulue and Côtes du Rhône.

And Jell-O is mentioned, but with contempt.

Edith Wharton's World, Recast for 'Gossip Girl' [NYT]

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scallywag
scallywag

Since Oliver had so much free time on his hands and a good bottle of moonshine tucked in the cupboard he decided to have a think to himself and come up with a snot snob club that half of the Upper East Side under 22 establishment could join- aka the Native Society. And kids- guess what- the darling succeeded- it’s says here on the doormat- ‘please wipe your feet carefully before you enter our noble abode!’ Dear Oliver, I have taken to wearing a pair of shoes with no holes in them today, surely that is a good sign? What time must I arrive so we can all drink (snort) the collective moonshine?

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Anne
Anne

From a Native Society Member:

I am concerned that Mr. Alex Williams has misrepresented me and my fellow society members in his most recent article entitled "Edith Wharton's World, Recast for Gossip Girl". I would like to issue a statement in response to his article.

Firstly, what I said was taken out of context and I never meant it as an insult to anyone who hails from the Mid-West. The reporter came to the event and was determined to depict us as a Gossip Girl, jet-set, snobby group of people and he did a wonderful job of making us look very petty.

As I have told many of my friends, I feel that the reporter misrepresented us and told the story he knew everyone else would want to hear. It's very easy to bash a group of young adults sipping cocktails at the Plaza, we are well aware. What the reporter failed to showcase is that we are a young, dynamic, and driven group of individuals who happen to share a similar upbringing.

When he asked me how I defined the 'native sensibility' I responded by explaining to him that in a city like New York, we grow up a lot faster because we are exposed to so much. The state of Wisconsin came up as a simple way of describing two very different upbringings. I was not implicating that such an upbringing was any less valuable then mine.

I really do see theNativeSociety as an extension of our schools’ alumni networks. Because of tNS, I have been able to reconnect with people whom I haven’t seen since before I left for college. It has been a very interesting and genuine experience to reconnect with old friends and see how far they’ve come and what career paths they’ve chosen. It has also allowed me to form new relationships and meet young adults with similar goals. We are all driven and focused individuals and we use theNativeSociety as a means to solidify our connections.

It’s easy to pass judgement and assume that this organization is elitist and self-righteous and that the members are simply participating for the fun of putting on a gown or a tuxedo and parading around the city. But the truth is theNativeSociety has a diverse group of young members who realize the importance of keeping doors open and using our connections to advance in our careers and to further our social awareness. As members of the society, we are interested in each other’s business or personal projects and we aim to support each other and offer help or suggestions.

She who knows
She who knows

How to pretend to be cute like yuppies do-

This is what you can learn at fraternities and soroities:

- Wear tight clothes if you are lean and baggy clothes if you are fat. Yuppies hate fat people so you might not pull it off but try.

- Use make-up to hide your natural non-equilateral aspects. Yuppies only like symmetry.

- Keep the shine down. It is so important to keep the shine down in the ever-troublesome T-zone - the top of your nose and your forehead. While this especially important on a warm day, even the coolest among us may get a little sweaty when faced with public viewing. Yuppies hate shine.

- Use make-up to hide skin redness. Yuppies love pure white or pure tan skin tone.

- Brush your hair into place. Frizzy or loose hairs can appear messy. On the other hand, the hair should not be apparent--not slicked down thin against the skull and then behind the neck in a ponytail. Yuppies hate frizz.

- Keep your face in equilibrium. Look at your face in the mirror. That's not actually the face which shows when people look at you. Now stare at your own reflection. After some time your face will reach its "normal" appearance, your "equilibrium" face. Now deactivate your eye region and activate your lip region. Don't clench your teeth; just make sure that your upper and lower jaw molars touch each other. If you smile with your mouth open, don't let your upper lip expose much of your gums, or let your lower lip cover far over the bottom of your upper teeth. Always smile if your complexion is dark or dull and your smile should be a slight one. At the same time, stress the corners of your eyes and raise your eyebrows a little. Practice this exercise every day before mirror for a few minutes. Yuppies love equilibrium.

- Arrange your body three quarters towards others with one foot in front of the other and one shoulder closer to the viewer than the other. Women tend to do this naturally, but it's harder for men, who tend to present a square angle front-on to the other because they are animals and like to confront other men. If you turn your head slightly to the side and look straight ahead, you will appear to be looking straight at the viewer no matter the viewing angle (like George Washington on the US one dollar bill). (Yuppies love Money)

- If sitting, slightly angle yourself.

- Lean slightly toward the other person; it adds interest, improves facial definition and helps to minimize the appearance of wrinkles and flabby skin. Just keep your chin tucked down. Yuppies hate flappy chins. Get rid of a double chin. Tilt your head up slightly and try to position yourself so that the other person is a little above, or at, your eye level. This will hide a double chin effectively. You can also put one hand under your chin as though you’re resting your head on your hand (keep the thumb side of your hand out of the other person's view, if possible). Don't actually rest any weight on the hand, however, or you will push the skin into an unflattering position. Also, try resting your tongue against the roof of your mouth.

- Focus on your posture. Not only does this matter for how others see you but daily good posture makes everything easier in life, including your confidence. Good posture can dramatically improve your appearance in pictures. Sitting or standing up straight will make you look healthier and more alert and, if in a group setting, and more attractive than your slouching companions. Breathe normally and relax your shoulders. If you usually have bad posture, it may be difficult to stand up straight and not look stiff, so practice this in the mirror, working toward improving your posture in the long term.

- When smiling, try a relaxed closed-mouth smile or an open-mouth smile with the lower lip relaxed and down, not up for a smile that gets oddly narrower toward the middle--practice in front of a mirror. If you know a person is about to look at you, take a deep breath and exhale naturally, relaxing your arms and shoulders. As you exhale, smile or strike whatever pose is appropriate. Don't hold your breath, either in or out, otherwise you'll appear as though you're tense or suffocating .If you see the other person about to look at you too late, don’t panic and try to strike a pose. Keep doing what you're doing. It may not turn out perfectly, but you’ve got a better chance than if the other person catches you quickly trying to change your facial expression.Relax your lip (mouth) region and don't have any delirious thoughts filled with gloom. It's a natural way to appear fresh and appealing in life.Don't be so relaxed that you appear distracted. Distraction or annoyance always shows to the other person.

- Don't have any tattoos; they just show that you will have sex with anybody or do drugs all the time. If you are a girl you can get a "tramp stamp" as long as it is classy if you are only trying to be a trophy wife so you can divorce and get alimony.

- Smile with your eyes. Nothing projects happiness and beauty like smiling eyes: a happy, somewhat mischievous expression of the eyes. To achieve this effect, ALWAYS imagine that every other person is someone you have a crush on walking into the room. This will create wider open eyes and a relaxed, three-quarter smile. Think about your crush or lover; this will make you blush making your cheeks rosy red. Chances are you unconsciously do this all the time; the trick is to be able to bring it out on demand, so practice the smiling eyes in front of a mirror, and creating a smile "trigger".Fake it till you make it. Pretend like you are hot for everybody no matter how much they disgust you.

- Try to get one eyebrow to go up whenever you pretend to be interested in what others say.

- Watch Jennifer Aniston on TV and copy every facial expression she does. She is the queen of fake facial expression. Do everything she does every chance you get.

If you do these things. Everybody will love you and you will be able to work downtown at an investment bank.

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