One Vagina Can Hold 54 Bags of Heroin, Plus $51.22

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Not the actual money.
There's nothing like an inspiring, aspirational crime story on a Friday morning, and from Scranton no less! Here goes: Police detained Karin Mackaliunas, suspected of burglarizing the Dunmore Inn, after she crashed her car on Sunday. They found three bags of heroin in her jacket. On the way to police HQ, they noticed her "fidgeting in the backseat of the cruiser." Turns out, she'd used her vagina as a storage facility for way, way, way more heroin. And other things, too!

A search of Ms. Mackaliunas by a doctor at Community Medical Center turned up 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 8.5 prescription pills and $51.22.

It's the 22 cents that gets us, every time.

Mackaliunas was charged with possession, obviously. Imagine what she could do if she really devoted herself.

Scranton woman hides heroin, money, loose change in herself [Scranton Times-Tribune, via Daily Intel]


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21 comments
Mel_R880
Mel_R880

Am I really gonna be the one to ask? ....yeah I guess so..... Where was the Proctorial exam after all these discoveries??

miguel3
miguel3

So em. the penny dropped?

Effyou
Effyou

woah you suck at writing!

Panchira
Panchira

Heroin with a fishy odor? Cool!

Giantlover2
Giantlover2

a bag of dope and change for your dollar!!! what could be better??

Pup
Pup

Where are the freaking pictures!?!? What kind of reporting is this after all !!

A. Benway
A. Benway

"What have we here - a little pussy?" W. C. Fields

Harry Cheadle
Harry Cheadle

Once again, the lamestream media leaves out the most important detail of the story: Is she single?

James Early
James Early

Maybe the change was in one of those bags?

Mel_R880
Mel_R880

actually I meant proctology exam

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