Reporter Trapped in Closet by Biden Staff at Fundraiser
|via The Onion|
According to Drudge, while Powers sat in a closet sipping bottled water, the guests "were busy noshing on caprese crostini with oven-dried mozzarella and basil, rosemary flatbread with grapes honey and gorgonzola cheese and bacon deviled eggs, before a lunch of grilled chicken Caesar and garden vegetable wraps." Well, la-dee-dah, moneybags!
Powers emailed his editors to say, "Sounds like a nice party." Plus this picture of his environs:
Journalism! It's a glamour industry.