Rightbloggers Taste the Tiger Blood, Link Charlie Sheen to Unions, Obama, and Gay Marriage

tomt200.jpgLast week it seemed no one could get enough of Charlie Sheen. Though he'd previously made the papers with his drug problems, domestic violence incidents, and hit TV series, Sheen attained internet meme status when, after his ravings derailed his show, he responded with spectacularly outsized references to himself as "an F-18" with "flaming fists" and "tiger blood" who was in all things #winning.

This led to humorous Charlie Sheen random quote generators and flow charts as well as outraged remarks, some of which were pretty astute, and some of which were silly.

You know rightbloggers had to get a piece of this action. In their hands Sheen became a metaphor for liberalism, homeless policy, union violence, and America's moral decline in the gay marriage era.

In fairness we must say that many of the brethren obviously used Sheen's name, couched in anodyne isn't-it-terrible and think-of-the-children angles, just to generate traffic. This we endorse as part of a timeless journalistic tradition.

We are sympathetic as well toward Christian sites that did Sheen posts, as they rely on fallen celebrities almost as much as gossip sites do. Sheen's "public disintegration... reflects the core sickness of an entertainment-saturated, celebrity-worshipping culture," one typical analysis by Army chaplain Michael Anthony Milton told us. Milton added, "the cure for Charlie Sheen is not more Charlie Sheen. The cure lies in less of him and more of God," which is pretty quote-generator-worthy, itself.

But a lot of them, alas and what a shock, thought Sheen's public breakdown was political news.

"Charlie Sheen, you are the denoument of the left wing dream," said Warrior of RedState. "Your rant is indicative of the self-righteous arrogance which characterizes nearly everybody on the left... If anyone ever wonders what a country dominated by godless, leftist mooonbats will look like, all they need do is cast a weary glance your way. The river of putrid sewage which has become your life would very soon become characteristic of our national ethos." A nation of #winners!

Also: "You are the harbinger of morbid excess, not George W. Bush." We're not sure how Bush got into it; maybe Warrior has a random generator of his own.

"Some might say that Sheen wants this publicity," said Bookworm in Right Wing News. "...There's a difference, though, between a mentally functioning person (even a low functioning person) taking appropriate steps to advance his career, and a mentally ill person treading that same path. It reminds me of the arguments the ACLU always makes about the paranoid schizophrenics on the streets of San Francisco: 'They want to be there.'" Sheen's current legal representation is probably focusing on other strategies, but no doubt appreciates the advice.

The easy layup for rightbloggers was Sheen's association with Hollywood, which in their universe is a rogue state whose primary exports are donations to Democratic candidates, pornography, and treason.

"Charlie Sheen is the product of a liberal upbringing," The Right Perspective Podcast Blog said, "his wide-eyed father slept on a heating grater to show solidarity with the homeless instead of raising his son in a decent manner."

"[Sheen] finally said aloud what I've suspected the Hollywood crowd thought about us mere mortals for a long time," said Musings of a Mad Conservative. "When is Hollywood going to learn that this is what happens when you raise your kids with extreme liberal 'values'?" beseeched The Alternative Conservative.

"Even in the 'fair city of Detroit', when a man threatens to sever his wife′s head and mail it to her mother, the man usually winds up either in a jail cell or rubber-coated room of a psychiatric ward," said Andrew Zarowny at Right Pundits. "But in Hollywood, such a man sets records for new Twitter followers and earns millions of dollars." This implies that Sheen's record-breaking crop of followers are all Hollywood weirdos themselves, which just makes his achievement all the more remarkable.

The Sheen menace was thought to have further implications. In a video, AlfonZo Rachel showed an angry union demonstrator and said the man was "Charlie Sheen in 30 more months -- same person, totally obsessed with how bad-ass they are and how violent they can get." Also, "Charlie Sheen is another one of those types who hates the rich and their greed." This doesn't seem to track with Sheen's actual "bitchin' rockstar" self-assessment, enabled as it is by mountains of cash, but Rachel insisted, "he's the greedy rich, he's projecting. He's the same as the unions. It's never enough for them!" Clearly Scott Walker is right to try to strip Wisconsin teachers of their excessively generous two-goddess-per-household benefits.

Later Rachel compared unions (or maybe Charlie Sheen, it's not clear) to pimps and battered women, suggested the word "Sheen" be used as a synonym for shit, and raged at the Angry Left for attacking him for hate speech sometime in the future. Red State Report concurred: "With all the sanity and civility of a Charlie Sheen Tweet, the Unions and Democrats are relentless in their supposed anger and rage. "

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The Sheen menace has formed an alliance with the Kitteh menace. No man is safe. (via)
Some just went for humor, of a sort: Tobytoons offered a one-panel comic showing Sheen in a tiger suit celebrating his "tiger blood," and a woman observing, "Oh, great. Now Charlie thinks he is a congressman!" Bob Gorrell did a four-panel strip with the punchline, "I am on a drug. It's called liberal Democrat!" Sometimes the jokes write themselves, especially when no qualified author is available.

You-know-who was inevitably brought into it. "Addiction does strange things to the mind," wrote Floyd and Mary Beth Brown. "The same is true of America's addiction to debt... Clearly Obama is addicted to debt the same way Charlie Sheen is addicted to drugs."

"Obama is WINNING the future, Charlie Sheen style," tweeted Ben Shapiro. "Gadhafi, Charlie Sheen, bin Laden, Obama, Nancy P., MICKEY MOUSE, and DONALD DUCK can do whatever they want," asserted Constance Lee, "BUT THEY CANNOT OUT RUN THE HOLY GHOST!"

Some focused on the liberal media's blame in all this, and not solely in expected ways. "While the media is doing its best to exploit the self-destructive train wreak otherwise known as Charlie Sheen," said Press Flak, "reporters, especially those in the liberal media, are demonstrating a case of selective amnesia about how cruel Charlie Sheen's father, Martin, was in his comments about former President George W. Bush's admission of his drinking problems as a young man." Stop the presses!

Not everyone saw Sheen as an avatar of liberalism, though. A few saw his bold contempt for political correctness as a distinctly conservative trait.

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TMillegal
TMillegal

Jonah Goldberg, 5 1/2 years ago while the Katrina Disaster was in full bloom:

"ATTN: SUPERDOME RESIDENTS:I think it’s time to face facts. That place is going to be a Mad Max/thunderdome Waterworld/Lord of the Flies horror show within the next few hours. My advice is to prepare yourself now. Hoard weapons, grow gills and learn to communicate with serpents. While you’re working on that, find the biggest guy you can and when he’s not expecting it beat him senseless. Gather young fighters around you and tell the womenfolk you will feed and protect any female who agrees to participate without question in your plans to repopulate the earth with a race of gilled-supermen. It’s never too soon to be prepared."

Jonah Goldberg now, regarding Charlie Sheen:

"One of the reasons why we're in trouble in this country is that we don't have as healthy institutions as we should, to create more decent people,"

Jonah, the guardian of decency.

GeoX
GeoX

You know, I always read these columns, and it always makes me think: crikey--seeing all this stuff en masse, shouldn't these guys *realize* how howlingly insane they look? I mean, doesn't there have to be some sort of breaking point? But apparently not!

Atticus Dogsbody
Atticus Dogsbody

It's a pity Ayn Rand is dead, she'd be loving Charlie Sheen's antics.

On second thoughts it's not a pity that she's dead, although she'd still love Charlie.

laym
laym

slept on a heating grater

Can't a brother get a [sic] on that?

I tried to grate a bunch of heat once, for my nachos, but the whole thing collapsed into a stew of surrealism.

Also, too, train wreak.

edroso
edroso

I don't use [sic] for a couple of reasons, the main one being that it would call attention to my own typos.

GlockPalin
GlockPalin

That and you'd wear out the square-bracket keys in about a week.

kevinh
kevinh

"this wimpy, middle class, wet rag nanny state"

Is "middle class" a pejorative now?

atheist
atheist

kevinh: "Is "middle class" a pejorative now?"

Probably a form of sour grapes in a nation where millions of people are being squeezed out of that realm we call "middle class".

Universedancetheatre
Universedancetheatre

Do you or anybody actually know that Charlie Sheen is a Democrat?I really don't get anyone's or the right's anti-Hollywood obsession for being so 'leftist'.I don't see them that way. I see them as conservative republicans a very good healthy portion of the time. The list of stars themselves who openly admit to this is extensive. I can only imagine how much of it is behind the scenes. Sheez, just looking at the output of Hollywood and the fascist royalty complex of messages it shoves down our throats decade after decade that alone should tell us all something about that place. But republicans are good. They are never satisfied they are always seeking to push further and further to the right and they get their way. That's why we are such a right of center country that can't do anything progressive.

Charlie Sheen was found screaming at the top of his lungs the "n" word over and over repeatedly in his room at the Plaza. Though no one ever talks about that point and just like the all media was soo ready to forget that. And yet after that his T.V. show ratings went through the roof.That says A LOT to me about the American media and just how progressive it isn't.

The Real Johnson
The Real Johnson

While I'm not happy to be lumped in with a bunch of righties, I'm grateful for the link. Cheers.

edroso
edroso

Your link is provided for informational purposes, Real Johnson. No guilt by association is implied.

Musingsofamadconservative
Musingsofamadconservative

I wish to thank you for quoting my article. Somehow though, I get the feeling after reading your analysis that my article was somehow picking on liberals. Then I realized that I wrote the thing, and it was not in any way doing that. My article was merely a response to Sheen's appearing on T.V. to tell us little people that we just weren't cool enough to understand him, or his life style.

Don't get me wrong, picking on the hipocricies of the liberal mindset is a favorite hobby for me. Most of what I write does this, just not this particular article. In fact, that quote of mine you've put in this piece was my way of offering kudos to Sheen for his honesty.

All liberals everywhere
All liberals everywhere

When we liberals elected Charlie Sheen as our official representative, we assumed that he would be discreet and well-behaved, and would continue to mouth the hipocricies for which we are justly famous. We are outraged and appalled that he has gone rogue by telling ordinary Americans just what we really think of them.

reallyaimai
reallyaimai

Oh Roy. At first I thought you'd just be nutpicking--but you saved the best for last. I particularly enjoyed your observation that fallen celebrities, like fallen angels, are the religious right's stock in trade. Without the sins of distant and famous strangers them they'd be forced to talk directly about the sins of their actual followers, and this might prove uncomfortable. that's why Huckabee condemns Natalie Portman, who he hasn't met, instead of Bristol Palin, who he has. Always train your guns outward, boys, because you never know when the darned things might go off.

aimai

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