The Stupidest Things Said About Japan on the Internet

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We always love to say that "tragedy brings out the best in people." Unfortunately, that's not always the case. As we documented earlier, people flocked to Twitter and Facebook in droves to celebrate the Japanese earthquake and subsequent tsunami, which have been responsible for thousands upon thousands of deaths, as some sort of karmic payback for Pearl Harbor or otherwise glib punchline. It feels dirty to even acknowledge these idiots, but seeing that it is not socially acceptable to put people in the stocks anymore, they probably deserve the shame. While rescue workers are pulling victims from the rubble, brave engineers are risking their lives to contain a possible nuclear disaster and countless others are grieving, there are still people who find it acceptable to spew bullshit into a world that needs anything but bullshit.

Yes, everyone has the right to speak their mind; free speech is the reason we're able to sit here and write that maybe people should stop saying mean things about Japan. Tragedy and sheer devastation aside, saying this stuff on the Internet makes you look pretty dumb.

Alexandra Wallace, the now-famous UCLA student who ranted right after the tsunami about "these hordes of Asian people that UCLA accepts into our school every year," has achieved infamy and celebrity because of her YouTube video. L.A. Weekly has her story, and whether she intended to or not, she has become the bubbly, blonde figurehead of people who probably now regret saying what they did about Japan.

Celebrities, people who have little else to do other than manicure their image, have proven to be some of the worst offenders. While any jackass with a Twitter account can immediately document a misconception they've formed on a whim, the following "people of note" are consciously aware of who is listening to them and their influence. Some of them are trying to be funny, some of them are communicating their beliefs. All of them should be feeling stupid right about now:

50 Cent
The rapper, whose Twitter feed often reads like a series of text messages from your drunkest, most obnoxious friend, surprised no one when he made rash comments about the disasters in Japan. While not malicious, they are still woefully out-of-touch:

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Later he admitted being ignorant for shock value:
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Gilbert Gottfried

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We already reported that Gottfried was fired by insurance company Aflac for his stream of Twitter jokes about the earthquake and tsunami. It's worth noting that he experienced somewhat of a career renaissance almost a decade ago for being one of the first people to joke about 9/11 after the terrorist attacks. Perhaps he thought a second horrific tragedy was a chance to further enhance his career.

Alec Sulkin
We also featured Family Guy writer Alec Sulkin's tweet on a previous post:

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Family Guy is known for toeing the line and cultivating humor from the uncomfortable and tragic, but that previous tweet wasn't even an attempt to be funny (and if it was, maybe that explains The Cleveland Show). He later apologized and tweeted, "Yesterday death toll = 200. Today = 10,000. I am sorry for my insensitive Tweet. It's gone." He obviously doesn't mean to convey that "200 deaths=okay," but to those scoring at home, it's confusing.

Larry Kudlow
The CNBC host said on air, "The human toll here looks to be much worse than the economic toll, and we can be grateful for that." To be fair, that is easy to take out of context. The context being the devastating natural disasters that have killed over 10,000 people. Oh, wait, that does sound bad in context. Kudlow apologized on Twitter, blaming the gaffe on a "flubbed" line:

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Maybe he should stick to what CNBC anchors do best and just focus on being wrong about the markets.

Cappie Pondexter
Pondexter, who plays for the WNBA's New York Liberty, felt that her opinions on the matter were so pressing she had to write them down for posterity. Unfortunately for posterity, her opinions were also misguided, hurtful, and woefully constructed. She tweeted:

What if God was tired of the way they treated their own people in there own country! Idk guys he makes no mistakes.

And went on to write:

u just never knw! They did pearl harbor so u can't expect anything less.

She wrote an extended apology, but given the quality of her previous works, we won't subject you to that beautiful prose again. You can read it here.

Glenn Beck
You know what, no. No Glenn Beck. No Pat Robertson, either. They both said things about Japan that we find wrong. The difference between them and the other people we wrote about is that they're probably not going to face any repercussions from what they said. In fact, they make money from it. If you want to see what they said, go here.

People are going to say stupid things, and just because they have a platform doesn't mean they represent anyone but themselves. If you feel compelled to make an effort to help Japan, please text "REDCROSS" to 90999, $10 will be donated to the relief efforts. Also, here is a list of different organizations and ways to help.

[ngreene@villagevoice.com / @nickgreene]

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seib3184
seib3184

Meh.

None of those comments were really too bad and most were either taken out of context or attempts at humor. Sometimes people just need to lighten up a bit. I think the death threats, etc. toward Alexandra Wallace, forcing her to leave UCLA, is far worse than any of these quotes.

Jeffrey J Smith NewYork
Jeffrey J Smith NewYork

What's happenig is so terrible that I think I'll put on some appropriate music

Let's see, sure, here it is, a New York Classic: "Japanese Sandman" by the cellos...This perfectly sums up the seriousness of the current situation: "Rang Tang Ding Dong-Raki Saki......"

You know, The best treatse on Japan was done in the late 1950's by a professor ata symposium in Compton California. Its on You Tube...just put in (Prof.) Wander JacksonTown Hall Party" and everything you need to understand about the current crisis is full explained....to the extent any American needs to know:

"you can call me crazy, wild, fast or mean, I'll blow your head off baby, I'm a nitro-glys-er-ene".

Now, please, let me go back to my American Free press (published in washington)and sit here VERY satisfied.....

Maggie Fanelli
Maggie Fanelli

Oh shuddup. So Glenn Beck and Pat Robertson think it's a sign from God, why is that so heinous that it can't be mentioned?? All practicing Christians believe things like that. That's not even slightly shocking or offensive. Then again, the Village Voice believes Christians=heinous.

John Davis
John Davis

HAVING BEEN LATE FOR THE LAST TWO WORLD WARS,

THE U.S.A. IS MAKING SURE THEY WILL BE WELL IN TIME FOR THE NEXT ONE!

John Davis
John Davis

These comments don't surprise me.

Let's not forget that it was the American public who voted in George W Bush

TWICE!

Mime Wonder
Mime Wonder

Chinese immigrants were builders of the American Transcontinental Railroad, but no Chinese were present in the Transcontinental Railroad Celebration Photo upon its completion. However, European immigrant railroad builders are clearly visible in that celebration photo. Think about the exclusion of Chinese in that Transcontinental Railroad Celebration Photo and today's racism against the Chinese Americans in America!

Kikoook
Kikoook

it's not about how stupid they are, it's about how much attention they wanna get... for you it might be a disaster, for them it's an oportunity... i'm glad they show the way they are, so you know how this world actually looks like (of course it's much worse)... if you don't accept it or if you judge it, you don't live in reality...

Woodman
Woodman

How about this gem from that old hag Joy Behar:“I don’t know, maybe people who just need relief from the terror of it all. I don’t know, but I mean, I’m sure people in concentration camps made jokes about each other, about the Nazis, about their situation. That’s the way people relieve stress.”

Yeah, Joy you stupid bitch, I’m sure they were yucking in up all the time!!!!

Sandrin
Sandrin

Well, that kind of stuff is reason why we in Europe think the way we do about Americans and it goes like that: most Americans are plain stupid, ignorant, cold hearted selfish and paranoid enemies of the World with a mission of destroying every corner of the world where actually people don't share their vision about democracy. This usually ends with dropping one or two nuclear or plenty of other bombs in the name of democracy. It's actually very sad and inaccurate conclusion, but it's understandable why many people over here do think about American nation that way. Oh, and we learned from you that everyone outside America is potential terrorist - especially if the skin colour goes slightly to brown tones. :)) In my country(Croatia) these days people are protesting against the government - but despite our own problems, we found a minute during the protest and stopped by Japan embassy to lit candles for people who died in last earthquake and tsunami. It was a very touching moment. It's because we recognise Japanese people as a kind nation with a very long and rich culture and tradition and we admire their spirit which stays calm, without panic and with willingness to help their neighbours and co citizens. Altough all the tragedy they are going trough these days, they donate 30 000 Euro yesterday for renovating a hospital nearby where I live. Because they promessed it last year. I think everybody should learn from Japanese and I hope the people of America will find the way to show the rest of us who they really are and what they really think and change the common opinion the most of us outside your country share. I hope you'll understand everything written above because English is my 3rd language. God blessing for all of us.

Grover
Grover

Love how the incoherent and crude replies from Americans proved Sandrin's point...

Assmuncher3000
Assmuncher3000

Dear Asshole

Just because the dumb blonde bimbo is American does not mean that all Americans think the way she does so get yo ass out of that gutter . Why dont you visit America and see it for yourself dumbass before you make such an accusation .

Tocooltocare
Tocooltocare

To Mr/Mrs Sandrin

Thank you for sharing your comment but I think you need a news flash because what you just said about America is exactly what you just described about your own country . Most of the Americans today are from your country or Japan so basically your dissin your own people . Now what I thought this young lady said was quite ignorant , but saying stuff like this makes you look alot worse than she does . I know people are entitled to there own opinions and Im all for that but what you said pists me off . Understand that there are alot of Americans who do not think like that plus because Im mixed I get racial slures thrown at me because Im different and guess what Im an American doesnt matter were you go in the world there will always be an ignorant , cold hearted , selfish people who murders , steals and become (to be politically correct ) war lords . Please next time you want to say something nasty like that about Americans make sure you start with your country first . Damn now you got me writting a book . anyway for people to write something like that for something so trivial means you people are way to seriouse if you people cant get over it you guys will have alot of problems . I know people are suffering in japan right about now so my heart goes out to them.

Patricia Mostyn
Patricia Mostyn

Gets tiring hearing comments about how some senseless people, apparently render a useful technology, such as social networking, useless. Simply because of fools who choose to use it for nasty purposes. Well to those I say, block the whole planet, because these fools will always find a way to be heard, not just social media. Perhaps it is you who needs to learn acceptance, lest you end up looking just as stupid!!!!!

I would not waste the time watching such stupidity at work, such as the blonde ego at work, people like that feed off all those watching, regardless of how it appeals to them.

zero
zero

well I don't c how they render social networks useless.they're part of society.USA society.and quite representive ones,might I say;ruthles,senseless hyenas,whose ancestors wiped out a complete nation and a culture,and built their shitty county on it.U walk on the soil conquered in a bloody genocide,and live in a society built by 50 cent's cotton-pickin' ancestors.That's ur society,and this blonde bitch and that disguisin niger (for he deserves to be called nothin else but a cotton-pickin nigga ) and that 'Jeffrey J Smith NewYork' guy are your society.And they represent it well.Well if this is God's punishment for Pearl Harbor,let's just hope he has one for Hiroshima, one for Nagasaki,and then one for every poor nation that has been or is yet under the boots of USMC Expedition Corpus.

It is absolutely horrifying 2 C that we live on the same planet with , in the same plane of existance with ppl like U americans.Absolutely no human feelings.Ppl r dying for fuk's sake,and some dumbass is braggin' bout all the 'good al days' 'all american' clasics;

'I look at TV and the ONLY images I see are; documents on the medical experiments done to out GI's, Balloon Bombs over California and Ore., the seeding ofthe jet stream with deadly germs and the Image of US workers TODAY on US soil having to learn and abide by "WA"to get and hold jobs in the US.....'

that is your average Joe (I bet on my ... he's Joe or Billy , not Jeffrey )that is your society,so get networked and don't come telling us that we pick out the worst of you to represent you.

Guest
Guest

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Jason Maguire
Jason Maguire

Ignorance breeds ignorance. I mean look things like these could fade into obscurity but then someone puts them all together in one neat package under the guise of "isn't this stuff wrong" and meanwhile garners the falloff attention for them.

Jeffrey J Smith NewYork
Jeffrey J Smith NewYork

Its Terrible what's happening in Japan This will mean...no more toyotas, No more nissans, no more Subarus....AND this will ALSO cause a number of terrible things from America's dark past to be reintroduced..yeah, the HEMI, the L-88, The 421 Super Duty and the side oiler(especially the CAMMER) and, the Gretch factory will have to reopen in Brooklyn...

I look at TV and the ONLY images I see are; documents on the medical experiments done to out GI's, Balloon Bombs over California and Ore., the seeding ofthe jet stream with deadly germs and the Image of US workers TODAY on US soil having to learn and abide by "WA"to get and hold jobs in the US.....

I'm sitting here in Midtown Manhattan, reading a copy of the American Free Press (fromwashington) feeling VERY satisfied......

JeffreyJSmith.NewYork@usa.com

junebug
junebug

You really are a tool. Unbelievable loss of human life and suffering in Japan, and you feel smug that this has happened. You have written a rambling and tangential piece of crap, full of grammatical errors. Perhaps with your education level or psychiatric condition, this is the best you can do. I did pick up on the comment re: US workers and their jobs. If you want a better crack at getting a job or keeping one, work on bettering yourself and don't whine if your employer prefers an immigrant who is educated or can write a complete and coherent sentence.

Guest
Guest

50 cent should stick to picking cotton in the fields, and leave thinking to others...

Satellite
Satellite

All in bad taste, and 50cent is just plain stupid.

guest
guest

I don't understand the people bringing up Pearl Harbor. We already "paid them back" for Pearl Harbor, with two atomic bombs as well as decades of people dying of cancer caused by them. But I bet those same people couldn't come up with the names Nagasaki and Hiroshima if you asked them about it.

Porter
Porter

I must say there is another example of a "The Stupidest Things Said About Japan on the Internet" in Mexico, it's a well documented. A Pop singer (very popular) Dulce Maria, post in her twitter : "Como un tsunami en Japón, puede hacer que tus olas me revuelquen el maldito corazón" Translation: "Like a tsunami in Japan can do, your waves wallow my damn heart" It in spanish has a rhyme. Very IGNORANT and STUPID statement right?

Links: http://goo.gl/7u8ZETranslated: http://goo.gl/XyBlP

Stutheim
Stutheim

The 50 Cents BS did me in. People like 50 Cents makes me believe that rappers are essentially fools. Their limited intellect cannot attempt ANYTHING but ignorance. Even his so-called apology is an affront. Would be nice to see his brainless grin wiped out with him being publicly humiliated and removed from the recording industry with immediate effect!!

Guesty
Guesty

Maybe 50-Cents will follow Nate Dogg today.

guest
guest

and by wishing death upon someone (50 cent, not cents), you have proven to be no better than those who made ignorant comments about death and destruction in Japan. congratulations.

Scott Mccormick
Scott Mccormick

as far as the little girl in the video;when I saw the telltale signs of absolute self absorption and stupidity beginning (being the combination of hair flip and talk to the hand type gesturing) I immediately stopped the video.Saving myself from yet another dumb-asses mentally deficient verbal vomitus.

Tocooltocare
Tocooltocare

like I said if the video is that stupid why answer it I just dont get humans living in the 21st century anymore this video does not need to be answered period why give the idiot the glory of your mouth ,the fact that you said anything at all just made it seem that she won the fight people love DRAMA . Peace

Michelle M. Lyon
Michelle M. Lyon

Let's round up all these morons and make them go volunteer with the search and rescue teams in Japan. They'll shut their mouths real quick.

bltc
bltc

the only joke i ve heard so far is that the earthquake was at 8 and all the japanese were at work by 9 o clock. they re hard working people, discipline and all. obviously there s some reason they are succesful and accepted everywhere. im from eastern europe, can only wish to have a bit of japanese spirit. they will survive and then some.

Goobbue
Goobbue

The earthquake occurred at 2:30 PM Japanese time. I think someone was messing with you.

bltc
bltc

nighttime, i know. its a joke, but its maybe funnier for us because we re, ummm, a bit lazier than japanese people :)

The7Sticks
The7Sticks

Even some of the Japanese politicians in charge of trying asses the situation in Japan have made some unbelievably stupid comments, as evident by Tokyo governor Shintaro Ishihara:

"On Monday, Ishihara had told reporters, 'I think (the disaster) is tembatsu (divine punishment), although I feel sorry for disaster victims,' according to Kyodo News, which translated Ishihara's remarks from Japanese.;“'Japanese politics is tainted with egoism and populism,' Ishihara had said Monday, according to Kyodo News. 'We need to use tsunami to wipe out egoism, which has rusted onto the mentality of Japanese over a long period of time.'"

He has since apologized.

John A
John A

Coming from a small town and living in Los Angeles for over 10 years I thought maybe I was ignorant, but is this girl serious? I've been telling myself they just do it for amusement sake, but I want to get a metal bat and pay for the consequences.

Meeg012
Meeg012

To the girl who made the video. thank you so much, you ignorant bitch, for making all americans look like we don't tolerate other races in our country. I don't know if you know this but, news flash, our ancestors were friggin immigrants. Did you ever stop to think that the asian culture has smarter kids because of the fact they have strong family ties? Americans today don't have that; we sit in front of the t.v. and pig out or families eat at different times. I'm sure your family is embarrassed by this video seeing as how I'm sure they did not raise you to be ignorant of other cultures. Everyone has their own customs. Sure, talking in the library is annoying when your trying to study, but so is talking super loud on your cellphone anywhere else. Example: Some dumb blonde a-hole cut me off the other day because she was blabbing away on her cellphone. Annoying? YES. But I'm not going to go on a rant about it on youtube about stupid blonde b*tches and how ignorant they are. If I would have done something like that, my parents would have been DISGUSTED with me. So maybe next time you have a problem with the way people are, you should probably just look in the mirror and start there.

getagripamerica
getagripamerica

Lets see, rant about all blond women in America because one commented about the japanese. What a raving idiot! Either your mother is blond or you had one tell you that you were inadequate in bed.

James Early
James Early

This is what happens when you turn over communications media to the ignorant and unenlightened. I hope you enjoy your social network society.

DWBraddock
DWBraddock

And you're where right now - 1983?

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