Rightbloggers Counter Eco-Nazis' "Earth Hour" by Patriotically Wasting Electricity
Is Earth Hour legit, or just a useless feel-good thing? Most normal people probably don't much care one way or the other.
Rightbloggers, on the other hand, were enraged, and supported a counter-demonstration: Human Achievement Hour, in which conservatives turned on more power just to show the stupid eco-Nazis something or other.
Whatever Earth Hour's overall participation, it was impressively widespread; even the Israel Defense Forces honored Earth Hour by turning off the lights at several bases, which enraged Daniel Greenfield: "This isn't just insanity. It's complete madness," he said. "This is how civilizations die, murdered by the idiots and lunatics at the top," etc.
Nonoy Oplas of Government and Taxes denounced this "Earth Hour lunacy" and wrote to the WWF to announce himself "ready for any debate on climate science and policy should you wish to organize one." They didn't write back, which signaled to Oplas that "absence of reply for serious critic of their major programs is lousy. And would signal cowardice to debates," rather than a backload of crank mail at the WWF.
The straw flew as Let's Get Political claimed Earth Hour participants were "dancing in the dark like so many primitives before them," and that "many of these same people" had also been "out shopping for Geiger counters to measure for trace amounts of radiation" after the Japan nuclear incidents. No source offered -- maybe LGP saw them at the Home Depot.
Pajamas TV's AlfonZo Rachel celebrated the event with a video called "Environmentalists: The Greediest People in America." High gas prices demonstrated to him that "we're paying for the naivete, the selfishness, and the self-righteousness of liberals." How so? "Liberals have been so willingly suckered by the green movement," he explained. "The green industry has a product they're trying to sell. And when you want to sell a product, oftentimes a marketing tactic is to point out the negatives of your competition."
The hippies are indoctrinating our children! We must set a positive example by cranking the heat to 90°.
So far this sounds like capitalism, which we were surprised to hear Rachel oppose. "Pretty much everything has an ugly side to it," he admitted, "and the green movement is an ugly side of the free market. They totally suckered the people into believing oil and nuclear power is evil."
Rather than calling on the Ad Council to look into these false marketing claims, Rachel began addressing liberals directly. "You liberals hate crony capitalism so much," he told them, "yet you people are the culprits totally endorsing it. And I agree with you, crony capitalism is wrong... It's the ugly sister of socialism, and you freaky liberals are in a ménage à trois with both of them!"
We were interested to hear how else Rachel would oppose crony capitalism, and if he would denounce GE's tax-free ride from the U.S. Government; alas, he yelled instead about companies using "stimulus money" to buy solar and wind energy, which meant that "you're being forced to buy into the green industry," rather than being allowed to buy into the government-subsidized oil and nuclear industries, as the Founders intended.
Some rightbloggers were clearly motivated to oppose Earth Hour by scientists (or "scientists") touting so-called "climate change."
"The major problem with this Earth Hour promotion," wrote Edmund Jenks at the Examiner, "is that it is an awareness program in favor of a world solution to a problem that is proving itself to be based upon fraudulent data..." "Sadly, the Philippines is one of the event's participants," wrote Richard James Mendoza. "Indeed, it is saddening as most aren't yet aware of the blatant misinformation and scaremongering led by the so-called environmentalists along with the mainstream media about global warming/climate change or whatever name they've given to it..."
"Earth hour is a feel good measure devised by pseudo-scientists who wish to throw a scientific veil over objectives that are deeply ideological," claimed Textbook Thinking. "The hell with it! The hell with this parody of science that is used to make defunct ideologies respectable again!"
But most seemed to be motivated by a simple desire to show themselves ostentatiously "politically incorrect" (i.e., assholes). Among these we may count Christopher Renner. "This week I had a big smile on my face," said Renner, "upon discovering the office where I work does NOT recycle anything but paper." It takes so little to please some people.
Several said that by turning off their lights, liberals were making the world look just like their girlfriend, North Korea. "North Korea has 'Earth Hour' all night every night," ha-ha'd Poneke. "How many members of the fantastically wealthy WWF, their fellow travellers and the 'useful idiots' across suburbia who will turn out their lights tonight would happily shift there?" "Get a load of what North Korea looks like at night as compared to their capitalist southern neighbors," insisted Say Anything. "Libtards: if you REALLY want to live in the dark move to North Korea," said Noah Bawdy. "They celebrate 'Earth Hour' EVERY DAY!"
BWAHAHA EAT IT LIBTARDS!
We wonder how many of these cowboys keep their lights on all night long, afraid that if they didn't, their bedrooms would go communist.
Human Achievement Hour was made for these people.
To combat the appearance of environmentalism, the Competitive Enterprise Institute founded this counter-event in 2009. HAH is co-sponsored by The Ayn Rand Center for Individual Rights, which will give you some idea of the thinking behind it.
The barrier to entry is low: Participants "need only to spend the hour... enjoying the benefits of capitalism and human innovation: Gather with friends in the warmth of a heated home, watch television, take a hot shower, drink a beer..." This is clever, as even casual activities by people who are unaware of the whole thing could be counted a victory for Human Achievement.
Rightbloggers went farther, though, or at least claimed to.