Donald Trump's Letter to The New York Times

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Remember when Gail Collins called out Donald Trump for being a totally not viable presidential candidate in her column last week? Did you think The Donald was just going to take that sitting down? No, no, no. This week he responds in the pages of the Times. He really, really hates Gail Collins! Some highlights:

Donald Trump on Gail Collins

Actually, I have great respect for Ms. Collins in that she has survived so long with so little talent. Her storytelling ability and word usage (coming from me, who has written many bestsellers), is not at a very high level. More importantly, her facts are wrong!

Donald Trump on President Obama's provenance

There is a very large segment of our society who believe that Barack Obama, indeed, was not born in the United States. His grandmother from Kenya stated, on tape, that he was born in Kenya and she was there to watch the birth. His family in Honolulu is fighting over which hospital in Hawaii he was born in-they just don't know.

Donald Trump on President Obama's birth certificate

He has not been able to produce a 'birth certificate' but merely a totally unsigned 'certificate of live birth'-which is totally different and of very little significance. Unlike a birth certificate, a certificate of live birth is very easy to obtain.
Donald Trump on birthers, of which he is one
The term used by Ms. Collins-'birther'-is very derogatory and is meant in a derogatory way.
[note to Donald Trump: this is because birthers are batshit fucking crazy].

Donald Trump on whether or not Gail Collins should open her eyes

Open your eyes, Gail, there's at least a good chance that Barack Hussein Obama has made mincemeat out of our great and cherished Constitution!

Open your eyes, New York Times! Donald Trump should obviously be a regular columnist, such are the depth and intricacy of his opinions. Pro bono, though. If there's one thing this man/cartoon character doesn't need, it's more money.

[rgray@villagevoice.com] [@_rosiegray]

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Awunganyi
Awunganyi

Could you imagine such an irrational and pathetic zillionaire being the president of the United States God saves us from the likes of Mr. Trump and his billions. I donot think a he can win the postion of a dog catcher

TcG
TcG

It's interesting but right now, I'm kinda diggin Trump! This guy reminds me of the way my old man and his friends used to talk when I was a kid.... the ones who came back from the wars in Europe & The Pacific. Bare knuckles, straight talk and not afraid to say what needed to be said and just as important, what was better off not said. As a kid, I would bop around the neighborhood knowing my old man was a bonafide Bad Ass. He taught me how to respect my Mother and all Women, how to defend myself and family with words and if necessary fists, how to hunt, fish, drive, work, cook, when to tell a dirty joke and when not to, dress, groom and to love my country. Now that I'm older, I realize he was just a regular guy, but what this country needs is about 500 million old fashioned regular guys.

Guest
Guest

Right on TcG.

DB
DB

Trump's not a regular guy. He's a conceited blow hard.

If your old man was like him, that's too bad.

TcG
TcG

Sounding a little jealous are we? We all know guys probably like you, the kind who sit back, watch with envy and cry about that they should be able to do but lack the confidence to bust a move to get what they want..... I chose early in life to run to the front of the pack, work hard for what I want, take a few risks and be proud of what I got. Enjoy your 2nd tier, bench warming life listining to NPR and waiting for your soon to reduce welfare check to arrive. Afterall, you deserve what you get (or don't get).

TcG
TcG

Thats ok, sip your little coffee as you sit by your radio and let others pave the way to your comfortable life. Somethings never change, who knows, maybe Momma didn't even let you play sports in school - honor comes from within, you got it or you don't. No surprise there. Hey!! I heard Hollister is having a sale... better get over there quick before they run out of those french cut T-shirts.

NPR listening latte sipper
NPR listening latte sipper

Wow - that's a lot to surmise. Too bad cannon fodder like your dad made it back to breed people like you. At least straight talkers like GWB were smart enough to avoid war.

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