Brooklyn Library Patrons Exchange Blows Over Porn, Library Computer Use
It is apparently "okay"* to watch porn in the Brooklyn Public Library, on the Brooklyn Library computer. What is not okay is becoming impatient while waiting to use the library computer, probably because you have to update your resume or something actually kind of important, while it is being used by someone who is leisurely just watching porn. What is not okay is then "becoming irate," and exchanging "blows" (the fist kind) with that person.
That will get you charged with assault, disorderly conduct, and harassment, as it did in the case of Durail Wright, 25, who got tired of waiting for Santiago Real, 38, to finish viewing A Tale of Two Titties (or so we imagine). In the end, Real, the porn-watcher, only ended up with a summons for disorderly conduct, reports the Post, meaning that Wright probably feels rather silly about now. When the library computers are in use, try the coffee shop?
*We have contacted the Brooklyn Public Library over their policy about porn on library computers. You know, for posterity.