A Stripper on the Subway Is Pretty Fucking Annoying
Q: Why are there rarely strippers on the subway, stripping? A: Because strippers on the subway stripping are not fun. Particularly when accompanied by a group of dancing morons shouting, "Hey! Hey!" and "Woo! Woo!" and jumping up and down...but is that just us? Maybe we're cranky today. No, it's really fucking annoying, even if it is the L train. Forcing your captive audience to watch you manhandle the pole someone has to touch next is just not cool, dude, even if you want to get a bunch of hits on YouTube or whatever. Stage your flashmob in a location with at least two immediate escape options, please. I miss mariachis.