Osama Bin Laden Busted With Porn!

The reports coming out of Osama Bin Laden's Pakistani compound keep getting more strange -- from wacky ways to send emails to TV time and pot plants -- but this one is the money shot: "A stash of pornography was found in the hideout of Osama bin Laden by the U.S. commandos who killed him," Reuters reports exclusively. Though the exact style is not named (Busty Blondes? BBW? Oh my) the porn stash is described as "modern, electronically recorded video" and "fairly extensive." (Keep in mind there was no Internet connection in the house.) But five years in a high-walled home with five computers and 100 flash drives? This was bound to happen. Plus, "Three other U.S. officials familiar with evidence gathered during investigations of other Islamic militants said the discovery of pornography is not uncommon in such cases." We know this pattern well from our own Ted Haggards and Mark Foleys -- Mr. Religious Fanatic had himself a well-stocked VHS collection. No word yet on discarded dirty tube socks. [Reuters]