Barack Obama Will Write His Own Tweets

​Despite having once said that his thumbs were "too clumsy" to type out tweets on a phone, Barack Obama is going to start personally tweeting from the @BarackObama account. Tweets from Obama will be signed "-BO," which means his staff is either too mature to care that his initials also stand for "body odor," or too oblivious to know. When Barry isn't tweeting, his campaign re-election staff will be. We respectfully wonder: has the President lost his mind? We've seen what happens when politicians manage their own Twitter accounts.

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