'Beautiful People' Dating Website Culls Ugly People to Better Serve Humanity, Themselves

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Denmark-based website BeautifulPeople.com, which recently stoked the ire of an entire country by saying that Irish men were the world's ugliest, has upped the ante, dumping 30,000 people from the site for being "too ugly." Last month, the site fell to a cyber attack that allowed a bunch of ugly people to pass the attractiveness test. Fortunately, the cosmos has been righted and those uglies have been ousted, because for beautifuls and non-beautifuls to intermingle would be too difficult for everyone. Think of the children!

Showing unprecedented kindness and acceptance, the site has a counseling helpline "to ease the pain of rejection." But they are sticking to their guns about the beautiful thing:

"We have to stick to our founding principles of only accepting beautiful people -- that's what our members have paid for," BeautifulPeople.com's Greg Hodge told The Guardian. "We can't just sweep 30,000 ugly people under the carpet."

That is true. Ugly people tend to scream and yell when you pull out the broom and start attempting to force them under rugs with it. Unfortunately, this only makes them look more hideous.

On the plus side, the uglies were given their money back, which apparently lost the company some $100,000. BeautifulPeople.com = Not so smart. Unless this is just a publicity stunt, which is certainly not outside the realm of possibility probability. Even so.

Dating website for beautiful people dumps 30,000 members [Guardian]
BeautifulPeople.com Shrek virus 'just a publicity stunt' claims expert [Metro]


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 ugly slave
ugly slave

I used to say ugly people become our slaves. I ALWAYS stick to my guns: Now ten years later I TOO AM AN UGLY PERSON ( Age hit me hard, and well i got kicked in the face.) My best buddy is STILL beautiful dude and now I have become his slave. FOR REAL. Im like his house servant, foot stool, dirt. He deserves it. If he happens to catch glimpse of my ugly face, he steps on it! Somehow, life is easier this way.....i have no choice

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How are the appllicants rejected? By letter or does the site not open to people that are rejected once a profile is created.  This is unfair and dangerous since they now have photos and personal info on the site. This is just crazy.

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Dyana Martian

 Wow, what a close-minded mentality. There is so much more to a person than their beauty, aesthetic is (almost) irrelevant at times. I am far from unattractive and even I don't see that as an intelligent basis for access to a site. You didn't earn your genetics, that's mere coincidence. There's no reason to believe that beautiful people are above you. You're just perpetuating a very provincial belief, you're feeding a fire of stupidity. Knock it off! What the fuck is this world coming to?

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@Dyana Martian I agree with ugly slave. Dyana, you oughtn't use the word "ugly" so negatively.  It is simply a descriptor. I am a beautiful person, and I believe  ugly people are here and best used to serve us beauties.  We are at an advantage in all aspects of life, so we are naturally superior and of a higher class. I have a very bright ugly friend who realized my superiority and decided to be on the same team with the same agenda and goals (which is to make my life easier.

     I don't look at his ugliness as a negative thing. It simply identifies him as my inferior. He does all kinds of work and tasks for me, big and small, much like a slave or manservant would. And no, I pay him no cash...that would insult him. He is honored to serve me. He is "beneath" me in all aspects of life. If he is not doing work for me, he sits or lies on the floor as he is not allowed to use furniture. 

     If anything, my payment to him is a daily ritual which strengthens our bond and his obedience and loyalty:  At least once a day I empower both of us by physically walking all over him, trampling him under my feet. This ritual is as much for me as it is for him: Its a reality action that remnds him and ME of his inferiority and my Superiority.  In fact I am so very superior that his inferiority  is raised so high the HE is superior to most people....while still remaining far far lowlier and inferior to me.

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@dooazzeyesay  Thanks Mr Dooazz! --  I couldn't have said it better: the term "ugly" is nothing more than a descriptor and shouldn't be assumed as such a negative thing.  I'll say LESS ATTRACTIVE to avoid argument....

   I too have a BFF who "serves" me. Who i "boss around." Who I "use as a slave." Who I "walk all over." Our friendship has always been that way, since we were 8yrs old. We are now both 29yrs old. He is NOT FORCED to be that way, it just always has been.

     I never even thought about WHY -- until somebody asked him why he obeys me like a servant. I overheard him say "I'm the ugly one so he is my boss."

     My heart sunk. I felt awful.

     Later I asked him WTF and if he really felt that way.  He shrugged and told me he didn't know why he strives to serve me and that was just an answer. 

     Then he said: "Think about it though. Have you EVER known of any friendship where the less attractive of the two dominates over the attractive one?" GOOD POINT.

     And yes sometimes is do literally WALK on top of him -- when he asks me to, just as a reminder that its OK

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