Rightbloggers Ejaculate Over the Women of Weinergate

Categories: Weinergate
tomt200.jpgHere is what everyone knows about Weinergate: A picture of bulging underwear, which Democratic Congressman Anthony Weiner won't deny is his, exists, and a link to it appeared in his Twitter stream.

Weiner says he didn't send it out himself, but was "hacked" or "pranked," depending, and he has been strenuous, indeed strained, in his defense of this proposition.

A normal person may be forgiven for disbelieving Weiner, and for assuming that he is embarrassed about doing something embarrassing with the embarrassing photo.

Clinton-Lewinsky it's not. Unless you're a rightblogger. Then, it's a Tripp down memory lane, with a liberal Lothario, undercover investigators, and girls, girls, girls.

Take the alleged intended recipient of the image, Gennette Cordova. So far there's no evidence Weiner had sex with her, even of the "finish in the sink" variety. But for several days she kept rightbloggers in a near-constant state of arousal.

When it was revealed that Cordova attended college, a revival commenced of the old-fashioned word "coed" -- alternately, "sexy coed," "hot coed," "Co-Ed Tweetie," "busty Seattle coed," etc.

Ace of Spades took to calling Cordova "The Comely Coed" (no "Portly Pepperpot" but it'll have to do) who "confirms Congressman Half-a-Boner did in fact follow her." He also pointed out that Cordova's boyfriend was "a white guy, just to note who she's attracted to."

In the New York Daily News Cordova denied that she ever got the underwear pic, claimed harassment by anti-Weiner types online, and said that there had never been "any inappropriate exchanges between Anthony Weiner and myself."

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Quick, check her skirt for DNA!
velvethammer of Ironic Surrealism, who had previously referred to Cordova as a "Femme Fatale," didn't like Cordova's statement. "Whatever," he sniffed. "So you say. Play with fire... much? Shoot the messenger much? Heck, hit the talk show circuit, cut a book deal. May as well make the most out of your distress. /snark"

When it was discovered that porn star Ginger Lee was in Weiner's Twitter community, rightbloggers rose to the occasion. Andrew Breitbart's Big Journalism created a Ginger Lee tag, and its correspondent RB a-ha'd that while Weiner claimed he'd only sent Lee a "pro-forma" Twitter message, Lee tweeted that Weiner had "thanked me for my shout-outs and said he likes my blog." "That really sounded a lot more personal than a bland thank you tweet," said RB. "Was the Congressman being truthful? Was Ginger Lee embellishing the details?" Questions Remain!

"She is a fan of Weiner," italicized Robert Stacy McCain, "and raved that getting this private communication from the Democratic congressman was 'like a DM from Buddha.' This is what I believe lawyers would call 'pattern evidence'..."

In the New York Post, Cordova said, "I just want this to be over," and suggested that maybe Weiner's tweet had been meant for Ginger Lee in the first place. Rightbloggers seized on this, though we wouldn't say gratefully.

"Weiner's Tweet-Heart Says Lewd Penis Pic Was Meant for His Porn Star Friend," responded Jim Hoft, adding, "It looks like Gennette needs to spend more time studying and less time online."

"The co-ed has a pretty good theory," said I Hate the Media, though they still referred to Cordova as "Weiner's college sweetie."

"Genette's 15 minutes of fame is apparently a little more than she bargained for!" said Proof Positive.

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   Pornstar bonus!
Ann Althouse didn't know what Cordova was complaining about. "Is anyone interested in this person?" she asked. "...I am not hearing anyone saying anything negative about her."

After one of her commenters noted that other readers had been making cracks about Cordova in her own comments section, Althouse responded, "What you are doing is transparent. You are trying to protect Weiner by saying if we talk about Weiner, we are necessarily dragging this woman through everything. Sorry, I won't give Weiner that cover. It would be like saying leave DSK alone to protect the maid he allegedly raped."

Some rightbloggers felt it noteworthy that other Weiner correspondents were attractive young women. "Gennette Was Not Alone... Weiner's Twitter Friends Include Pages of Young Luscious Fans," wrote Jim Hoft. "Gennette was not the only young attractive woman who made it on Rep. Weiner's select list," said The Last Tradition. "On Twitter, Gennette Nicole Was One of Many," wrote Donald Douglas.

Liberal Media Bias went above and beyond with their photo gallery: "A young brown-haired girl is seen walking with Rep. Weiner in this video. Who is she? An aide?... A young brown-haired girl stands near Weiner at a speech in this video... all young pretty ladies who Weiner might have had connections with." What the hell, it was worth a shot.

Weiner, by the way, is married to Huma Abedin, an aide to former celebrity-scandal wife Hillary Clinton. A few rightbloggers, like Donald Douglas, affected to "feel bad" for Abedin. Others took a different tack:

"Weiner's Woman: Is His Wife A Saudi Agent?" asked Right, Wing-Nut.

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33 comments
Womans rights
Womans rights

So you are ok with him thinking he can show his junk and woman will come running. How demeaning. This man is the worst male Chauvinist. He is so ingonant. If you were for womans rights you would be calling for him to resign and go back to his cave. On top of it, he is a lier. How can his wife still support him? He can't tell the truth until he has no other choice and he treats woman as sex objects. He thinks  all they want is a big ****.

Ned Nifty
Ned Nifty

Thousands of rimming fans are hoping that Weiner has also posted pics of himself  spreading his butt cheeks so that fetish fans will be able to enjoy a little something different.

Substance McGravitas
Substance McGravitas

Lee Stranahan, a liberal who nonetheless frequently appears on conservative sites talking about conservative causes, and who has been covering this story relentlessly, said, "I'm loathe to link to this piece in The Smoking Gun because it's 'personal destruction' brought to a new low."

Thank goodness there are policy implications to Weiner's dong or Lee Stranahan would be a complete shitbag.

B.J. Leibling
B.J. Leibling

Don't be a moron, Roy. This is just 'the tip' that exposed Weiner for the corrupt fraud that he has always been. And, when you do dumbass lazy posts like this, it exposes ** YOU ** as a member of complacent, fealty-to-power New York media that allowed things like Bloomturd III and an infinite # of NYPD, NYC City Council and NY State Rep transgressions.

Up your game or get out. Tony Ortega please pay attention.

bradydave76
bradydave76

must say that overall I am really impressed with this blog.It is easy to see that you are passionate about your writing. If only I had your writing ability I look forward to more updates  Business Loan

'Jim' 'Treacher'
'Jim' 'Treacher'

Rightbloggers Do Exactly What We Would Do If the Guy Was a Republican

Guest
Guest

I'm a right wing jewish female and I enjoyed this article.  At least you tried to just present the facts.  I appreciate that.  Facts are great things - both sides need to learn it.  And by facts, I meant all the facts that you gleaned from reading all the blogs.  TY.

Josefina
Josefina

"And this time they might even get a happy ending."

I'm pretty sure they got a happy ending during the Clinton foofaraw, premature ejaculation being what it is.

M. Krebs
M. Krebs

 "Clearly, [Weiner] was happy to be the beard."What?

Leeds man
Leeds man

Just when you think wingnuts can't get any more pathetic, they dig down to the next level of sad and small. It's almost admirable.

Padma not Huma!
Padma not Huma!

That is Padma Lakshmi in the picture above not Huma Abedin. You should correct this! Huma Abedin pics are easy to find!

Padma Lakshmi Pic Not Huma!
Padma Lakshmi Pic Not Huma!

What is a picture of Padma Lakshmi doing in this article? That is not a picture of Weiner's wife Huma Abedin. Fail. That's Padma. Correct please.

Sonya Lee
Sonya Lee

Given that Dan Wolfe and Mike Stack gave such little regard for the privacy of the young women in this story, it makes their puling over the loss of their own privacy somewhat nauseating.

Soren Kay
Soren Kay

I love the "writer is paid off the backs of New York prostitutes" feel to this article.

Eieio
Eieio

I'm loath to align myself with cruel, hateful people who use me in a transparently cynical way; I guess I'm just way loather than Stranahan.

kevinh
kevinh

"just the tip"

Yeah, sure. I've heard THAT before.

edroso
edroso

I take your point, B.J. Readers, send me your Congressional dick pics! 

Nate
Nate

Another Jim Treacher flaming bag of poop left on your doorstep. Don't worry, he won't be back.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©

Rightbloggers Do Exactly What We Would Do If the Guy Was a Republican  -'Pirate Jim'

You mean be complete hypocrites, attack the victims, stalk teenagers, make sh!t up, and when it all finally blows up in your pathetic mugs, whine and cry about the liberal media and George Soros?~

Horatius
Horatius

In other words, pantysniffers will sniff panties.

edroso
edroso

Cute alt title, 'Jim'! But I'm lazy, and tracking down lascivious comments about Arnold Schwarzenegger's maid and references to Mrs. Mark Sanford's lesbianism sounds like too much fruitless labor.

edroso
edroso

Ha, fooled me! Thanks, new picture going up.

zuzu
zuzu

Actually, it's Susannah Hoffs.

edroso
edroso

Ha, fooled me! Thanks, changed.

David in NYC
David in NYC

I love the "idiot who will say anything" feel to your comment.

Horatius
Horatius

All of whom look better than your ugly mug.

Al_Swearengen
Al_Swearengen

Watch out Roy, they're after your breadbowl for pointing out that cock is the thing foremost in Republican minds.  Cock, cock, cock, 24-7.  By pointing out Republican love of cock, you're also responsible for anything wrong the NYPD does, especially if it has anything to do with cock.

I guess it stings because they're all such tiny little pricks.

M. Krebs
M. Krebs

I concur. It's totally Susannah Hofts.

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