Actor John Malkovich of Being John Malkovich, among other things, has had his stuff stolen at the Mandarin Oriental hotel in Prague. Malkovich was in the Czech capital to portray an Austrian serial killer in a play in the Prague Spring music festival. Now his passport and some personal belongings are gone. It's HIS PASSPORT, Schwartz! It's his passport! He will see you in court.
(What makes him think we won't be seeing what he's seeing...in court?)