The Debt Ceiling: A Guide

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In order to come to a resolution on a new debt ceiling, Congress has been working around the clock. "Around the clock" for Congress means they are just taking a shorter vacation, but still, coming to an agreement on this issue has become paramount in lawmakers' eyes. Obama thinks that if the debt ceiling isn't raised by August 2nd, the US will default on its financial obligations and plunge into an all new monetary crisis. Republicans disagree. The question remains: What is the debt ceiling? How high is it? Can you touch it flat-footed? Can Shaq? We have compiled a handy print-out guide to explain it for you. (You don't have to print it out.)

What is the debt ceiling?
It's the limit on the amount of debt America can borrow.

How much is it currently at?
$14.294 trillion.

When will we hit that mark?
We hit it last month.

Shit.
Yep.

What happens if they don't agree to raise the debt ceiling?
They'll cut spending or raise taxes. Or both.

What can I do to help?
Do you have fourteen trillion dollars?

Yes.
Really?

No. Is this the first time it has ever been raised?
It has been raised 74 times since 1962.

Why are people talking about it so much?
Because the only sports on TV are tennis, baseball and women's soccer. There's nothing else to talk about.

What about Charlie Sheen? Is he still in the news?
Not really, that kinda fizzed out. Is there anything else about the debt ceiling you want to know?

No. Have you been watching The Voice?
I think we're done here.

U.S. hits debt ceiling
[CNNMoney]

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Debt Advice
Debt Advice

International economy has hit the debt wall. This means that the capital in the world economy does not exist to cover the debt.

debt relief
debt relief

The best guide may be surviving debt can read (or at least good) will suggest that you should analyse your personal reality and then submit anything.

Weldon Berger
Weldon Berger

America doesn't borrow debt. America doesn't actually borrow anything; federal legislators borrow on behalf of US citizens, but if it did borrow something, it would borrow money. When have you ever heard somebody say "Hey man, can I borrow some debt?" Because then the other person would say "Sure, I owe Visa ten grand, you can have that. Think of it as a gift." 

So America borrows money and presumably at some point pays it back with interest, which is why people and countries and hedge funds and such keep lending America money.

And that's why the debt ceiling is important. If it doesn't get raised then America can't borrow money to pay the interest on the debt, although given the current crop of sadists in Congress, they'll keep paying the interest and just quit paying federal salaries and Social Security benefits and Medicare bills and stuff like that because, you know, fuck you.

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