Alvin Moore Becomes Second Idiot to Overestimate David Letterman's Power

For the second time this week, someone looking for attention chose to vandalize the Ed Sullivan Theater, home of the Late Show With David Letterman. Alvin Moore, the latest aggressor, was drunk and mad because he sent Letterman "several demo tapes," NBC NY reports, but had not heard back. Police also said that Moore knew about James Whittemore, who smashed the theater doors drunkenly on Sunday and now has multi-million dollar deals from Atlantic Records, Levis and GE. Actually no, he just has criminal charges. Someone should probably tell these assholes that Letterman has little to nothing to do with discovering musicians and as far as attention-seeking goes, isn't even very relevant. He wasn't even nominated for an Emmy. [NBC NY]