New York City to Get Vibrator Trucks

By Jen Doll Fri., Jul. 22 2011 at 10:39 AM

Food trucks are soooo passé. You can barely walk down the street without hitting one with your fancy new handbag! Since we as a city do not sit and stagnate (unless it's today) but instead ebb and flow like the sewage-filled tides, there is a new entry in the truck camp. There are vibrator trucks. There are vibrator trucks? Why would there not be vibrator trucks? is really the question one should ask. Thankfully, Trojan's "Good Vibrations Truck Tour" will bring vibrator trucks to park right next to New York's own food trucks for "product giveaways, fun quizzes and photo ops." There will also be a sex educator on hand. This is all ostensibly to highlight the launch of Trojan's new "Vibrating Twister," but, who are we kidding, it's obvious that soon, everything will come from trucks, the multiple-stop shopping of our future. If it's not from a truck, I don't want to own it, and if you do, you should get in a truck and drive far, far away!

These trucks and all the goodness they contain will be in town next Thursday and Friday, chilling outside of bars in the West Village, Murray Hill, the East Village, the Meatpacking District, the Lower East Side and Williamsburg. Or, as we like to call it, "the Vibrator Hexahedron." Then they'll head to the Surf Lodge in Montauk for Saturday night.

Use this information as you will.

[JDoll / @thisisjendoll]

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