The Creature Behind Snooki's Success Is a Flatulent Horse

Categories: Jersey Shore

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I don't know why you would want to watch this either.
As the fourth season of Jersey Shore creeps upon us like red tide, and we learn more about Bridge & Tunnel, a precursor MTV show that the Shore's guido-monsters ate, let us remember how hyperventilating poofball Snooki came to be.

Earlier this year, she told TV Guide that she'd become involved by responding to a "guido" casting call on Facebook. "I decided to try out because the show was definitely about my lifestyle and how I am," she has said. But before she was shipped off to Seaside Heights to six other greasy cartoons, Polizzi was the main character in an episode of MTV's inverse-matchmaking reality show Is She Really Going Out With Him? Her July 2009 installment casts the Poughkeepsie native as a "Garden State princess" in a dumb relationship with a "Jerz Pud" who apparently has a weiner that is always popping out of his pants. While that is quite delightful, the real highpoint has to be the awkwardly contrived heart-to-heart she has while inexplicably tending to a farting horse. Yes, this is why the DeBartoli sisters are not rich.

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4 comments
gl98115
gl98115

I peed in a horse once.

Movielover
Movielover

I wouldn't mind looking at Jersey pud's dick, but Snooki really is the solid equivalent of a horse fart (stinky, gross and something you could do without forever).  Sorry, beyotch, but you are a monstress.

Lmt
Lmt

What's with all the Brooklyn footage when this is supposed t be in Jersey anyway?

WarrenMilton
WarrenMilton

I just paid $22.87 for an iPad2-64GB and my girlfriend loves her Panasonic Lumix GF 1 Camera that we got for $38.76 there arriving tomorrow by UPS. I will never pay such expensive retail prices in stores again. Especially when I also sold a 40 inch LED TV to my boss for $675 which only cost me $62.81 to buy. Here is the website we use to get it all from, GrabPenny.com

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