Naked Man Bravely Shows Penis to Irene, Weather Channel [NSFW]

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Hurricanes are no laughing matter. An example of this can be found after the jump. As you will see, Irene's winds are capable of ripping a man's shorts right off, exposing him to peak-viewership on the Weather Channel. The picture comes from Family Guy writer Artie Johann's twitter feed and is definitely NSFW, although it is a Saturday and the entire Eastern seaboard is inside at home anyway. After the jump: Hurricane Irene's first televised penis.

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UPDATE: Here is a video. "Speechless," indeed:

[via @DearAnyone]

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Sam
Sam

You snarks would be a great match with a nudist colony,  like Beavis and Butthead

Pretjene
Pretjene

guarantee you that all these pricks hollering small penis themselves have NO DICKS....good lord, who cares? He might blow up the size of a bazooka when he is excited.....that was not the point you people all show how ignorant society has become....I for one can't wait for a major nuclear disaster to take some of you schmucks out!

B Tog
B Tog

Whats tha???? Rally Dude Really.

Tenzo
Tenzo

VA Boys typically go for the big, desperate and loud attention seeking women. Go figure.

Ciclone
Ciclone

we ALL know you guys obsessed with his size have smaller dicks than him.  So let's talk balls... it takes a pair to flash a freaking hurricane.

EnigmaOfLIz
EnigmaOfLIz

If my penis was that small, I would not be streaking, let alone grinning like he is.... A pecker that small needs to be hidden... YO Streaker FYI... You have nothing to be proud of below the belt, please keep your shorts on!!!!!

@Shaun Landry, I am sure once he see's this he definitely will be yelling.  "IT WAS SHRINKAGE! IT WAS SHRINKAGE!" LMBO!!!!

Witz1946
Witz1946

I guess  this guy was trying to measure his short comings. I heard this show was the highest rated show the Weather Channel has ever gotten and the are thinking of turning it to a weekly series.Already twenty thousand men have applied for the job.

Shaun Landry
Shaun Landry

You know he will be saying for the rest of his life "IT WAS SHRINKAGE!  IT WAS SHRINKAGE!"

Mikey
Mikey

Since we're talking about dicks, allow me to be one. Has anybody else taken like two seconds off from the ol' left/right political paradigm to reflect on just how easy it is for the gummint to use   a scare, not even a really top-notch scare, to shut us the fuck down, detonate the economy a little more, have us all licking the boot and doing what we're told?

For a Cat 1 that's not doing shit. Except exposing diminutive dong. And, but the really disturbing part (don't you love sentences that begin with that phrase?) is the way even the possibility of dissenting optimism is pre-emptively vilified by our Bosses. Like Bloomy, "If you don't report to the proper detainment facility, you are endangering the lives of first-responders."In other words, not-coward = criminal. 

I wish I was an Ay-rab about now. Contrast the heroicism of people who don't even bother to use the anonymity offered by social media while they gamble their lives trying to topple dictators who kill young boys, cut their dicks off, and send the bodies back to the families TO the way we act when threatened by some viscous breezes.  

 

Laura
Laura

Oh my!  LOL

DD
DD

That is one small penis.  If I was going to show my penis on national TV I would: (1) make sure I have something to be proud of, (2) make sure shrinkage was not a factor.  

Allison
Allison

I love the giggles in the background.

Frankydk
Frankydk

Yeah I kinda feel bad for the guy

Cashmere
Cashmere

I say if you wish u were a "ay-rab" then carry your ma fuckin ass on over to the middle east and get u a ma fuckin camel.

Balls
Balls

Talk about thread derailment. Not only are you a dick and a fucktard, you are a serious asshole.

Becca
Becca

Mikey, you're the jerk turning a fun story about a penis into a political rant. Do us a favor and chill out, have a smoke, and go play in the waves. Thanks!

CLINT_FLICKER
CLINT_FLICKER

would you have been more approving had he been sporting an erection?

Mikey
Mikey

I did preface my rant with an asshole disclaimer, geez. If you're thinking, "too much time on his hands," Bingo. That's sort of the point. Now, would my time be better spent playing in the waves? Possibly, when there are some. I will consider it. 

Hey, I'm just trying to get it out there - the idea that doing what we're told is (often) pretty lame and unnecessary. Who knows, maybe my posting these anonymous rants on a blog thread about a shortsless guy I'll start a thought revolution, a virtual hurricane of anti-authoritarianism with the power to derail future weekend-ruinations. When I save Spring Break from the Rulers don't worry about thanking me. You're already forgiven.

Mikey
Mikey

Slippery slope dude. Now, I don't resent grandma's caution, and every individual certainly has the right to be over-cautious about whatever they please. I do resent the pre-emptive character assassination of anybody who dares suggest a little un-restraint. I guess I would just prefer a little risk over a loss of freedom and mobility. More obviously political example: the terrorists. Some people would trade a whole lot of freedom to feel protected from the terrorists. I prefer to take reasonable precautions, but without losing any freedom, even if that entails some risk.

Now, maybe my cavalier attitude and lack of risk aversion will get me killed one day, thereby providing an opportunity for more prudent individuals to say, "Dumbass." Possible.But maybe my last dumb ass thought will be something like "at least I LIVED" or some such carpe diem Bon Jovi type dumb shit, only maybe I'll really believe it, maybe I'll feel it completely unironically with the emotive force of, say, Slash shredding up out of the ocean  in the November Rain video, maybe. In which case, who's right here? 

Becca
Becca

I'm sure the people who've already died would agree with you about not doing what the government recommends when a NATURAL FREAKIN DISASTER APPROACHES.

dude
dude

as someone who has seen a hurricane blow the roof off neighbor's houses (and someone who thought that dick was the funniest thing I've seen all year), Mikey you need to get a life and give at least half a second of thought to the possibility that you could get seriously fucked by the hurricane. I have no idea where you live but may I just be your jewish grandmother for a second and say "better safe than sorry"? yeah, fuck the government and let's all DIE! true, we probably won't die, but if there was (is) even a minor possibility of that happening wouldn't you just quit bitching and take care of yourself??

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