Scientology Pandemonium: Commenters of the Week!

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The Squirrel Busters got hung out to dry this week
Things have been pretty loud and raucous around the underground bunker this week, what with news about Scientology coming in from multiple continents at all hours of the day. It's been mayhem. Even the cats are hissing at each other.

The pandemonium started on late Saturday night with another excellent article from Corpus Christ Caller-Times reporter Mark Collette. As we described it the next morning, Collette interviewed a man who had been hired briefly by the "Squirrel Busters," a group of Scientologists besieging the south Texas home of former church executive Marty Rathbun. The man, Bert Leahy, was disgusted by the work he was asked to do: make Rathbun's life "a living hell" while pretending to shoot a documentary of him. Rathbun then provided another killer detail: that the man who had hired Leahy and is apparently running the Squirrel Busters operation is none other than Dave Lubow, a private investigator who has long worked for the church of Scientology. In other words, the Squirrel Busters were busted.

For even more detail on what it was like to work as a Squirrel Buster, watch all four of Marty Rathbun's interviews with Bert Leahy at his blog, "Moving On Up a Little Higher."

On Monday, we printed an open letter from (possible) Scientologist Mark Miglio. For me, it was definitely a highlight of a notable week.

On Tuesday, we resumed our countdown of Top 25 People Crippling Scientology with #24, David Touretzky and other academics, such as Stephen Kent and Hugh Urban.

On Wednesday, we noted that Scientology's Volunteer Ministers were showing up at scenes of UK riots. We also pointed out that Youth for Human Rights, a church front group, plans to overrun a Major League Soccer game in Los Angeles on August 27. We're still following up on that one.

On Thursday, we revealed #23 in our countdown, Ken Dandar and other attorneys, such as Dan Leipold, Ford Greene, Graham Berry, and Scott Pilutik.

Yesterday, the news from the UK riots got even more perverse, as Scientology cynically tried to capitalize on the disaster by, well, capitalizing. As in, begging cash from church members to buy buildings.

And this morning, we unveiled #22 in our countdown, Jamie DeWolf and other L. Ron Hubbard family members. Fun stuff!

Now, on to the awards...

First, we have to give a special commendation to "Scientia" for alerting us to the breaking news that the "Dave Statter" in the Caller-Times article -- the man operating a hotel "war room" who had hired videographer Bert Leahy -- was actually Scientology PI David Lubow:

Dave Statter is Dave Lebow, a Church PI who reports to OSA*. This is an important point for media as it is yet more evidence to show how the CoS directly manages and funds these activities.

We jumped on that tip, which Marty Rathbun confirmed, making for a slam dunk follow up to Collette's story. Now there was no question that the Squirrel Busters -- who claimed to be independently working on their own -- were being funded, recruited, and coordinated by church operatives.

"Scientia," we salute you. Tips like that really make our day.

After we revealed that the academics were taking #24 on our countdown, we liked this response from Patty Moher:

At one point Dave Touretzky was Scientology's number one SP on the planet. But Scn was hopelessly impotent on doing anything about him because Dave is smarter than them with both sides of his brain tied behind his back. Over the past 11 years I have read, listened and talked to Dave and I would have to say that he was one of the most influential people in helping me understand the cult and getting out of the mindset. He is a truly a mensch and a little known fact is that is a volunteer pilot and spends his own money to transport organs or patients for local hospitals. I would have thought him to be higher on the 25 list.

After we linked to a UK website posting observations of yellow-jacketed Volunteer Ministers proselytizing to the riot-shaken locals, we got this kick in the ass from "Live from UK", who responded to another reader doubting our journalism:

If you are looking for journalism you are in the wrong place.

Ouch!

After we revealed that #23 on our countdown were attorneys who litigate against the church, "Anon" nominated an additional winner:

Although the case was some time ago, I would like to acknowledge Casey Hill's contribution to the Scientology legal saga. Mr. Hill was a Canadian Crown attorney libeled by the 'church' and its lawyers. The case went all the way to the Supreme Court and was in part a test of the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms. The 1984 judgment: "The jury award that was upheld in this appeal was the largest libel award in Canadian history. Barrister Manning and the Church of Scientology were found jointly liable for general damages of $300,000 CAD. Scientology alone was liable for aggravated damages of $500,000 CAD and punitive damages of $800,000 CAD, making Scientology's total liability $1,600,000 CAD."

Thanks for that, "Anon." We were blissfully ignorant of that significant case to our north.

And finally, "t1kk" -- Scott Pilutik -- really doesn't need any more encouragement after making our countdown this week, but had to give him props for this reaction to yesterday's mailer from the Birmingham church that only Scientologists know how to fix England's problem:

If L Ron Hubbard had written that baseball should only ever be played with tennis racquets ten feet above ground, well-meaning cult members in yellow t-shirts would be scheming to sneak RTC-licensed collapsible stilts past security at Yankee Stadium, comfortable in the certainty that they were the only ones who truly understood baseball.

I am rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.


The Top 25 People Crippling Scientology
#22: Jamie DeWolf (and other L. Ron Hubbard family members)
#23: Ken Dandar (and other attorneys who litigate against the church)
#24: David Touretzky (and other academics)
#25: Xenu, galactic overlord


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Tony Ortega is the editor-in-chief of The Village Voice. Since 1995, he's been writing about Scientology at several publications. Among his other stories about L. Ron Hubbard's organization:

The Larry Wollersheim Saga -- Scientology Finally Pays For Its Fraud
The Tory Bezazian (Christman) Story -- How the Internet Saved A Scientologist From Herself
The Jason Beghe Defection -- A Scientology Celebrity Goes Rogue
The Robert Cipriano Case -- A Hellacious Example of Fair Game
The Paul Haggis Ultimatum -- The 'Crash' Director Tells Scientology to Shove It
The Marc Headley Escape -- 'Tom Cruise Told Me to Talk to a Bottle'
The Aaron Saxton Accusation -- Australia turns up the heat on Scientology
The Jefferson Hawkins Stipulation -- Scientology's former PR genius comes clean
The Daniel Montalvo Double-Cross -- Scientology lures a young defector into a trap
A Church Myth Debunked -- Scientology and Proposition 8
Daniel Montalvo Strikes Back -- Scientology Hit with Stunning Child-Labor Lawsuits
When Scientologists Attack -- The Marty Rathbun Intimidation
A Scientologist Excommunicated -- The Michael Fairman SP Declaration
The Richard Leiby Operation -- Investigating a reporter's divorce to shut him up
The Hugh Urban Investigation -- An academic takes a harsh look at Scientology's past
Giovanni Ribisi as David Koresh -- A precedent for a Scientology-Branch Davidian link
Janet Reitman's Inside Scientology -- A masterful telling of Scientology's history
The Western Spy Network Revealed? -- Marty Rathbun ups the ante on David Miscavige
Scientology's Enemies List -- Are You On It?
Inside Inside Scientology -- An interview with author Janet Reitman
Scientology and the Nation of Islam -- Holy Doctrinal Mashup, Batman!
Scientologists -- How Many of Them Are There, Anyway?
Roger Weller's Wild Ride -- Scientology When it was Hip
The Marc Headley Infiltration -- A Scientology Spying Operation Revealed
Placido Domingo Jr: Scientology's Retaliation is "Scary and Pathetic"
An Interview with Nancy Many, Former Scientology Spy
The Paulien Lombard Confession -- A Scientology Spy Comes Clean
The Deputy Benjamin Ring Hard Sell -- Scientology wants your 401K
The Top 25 People Crippling Scientology -- the whole series!
The Squirrel Busters Busted -- Unmasking the Scientology PI in Charge


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37 comments
BigMouth
BigMouth

Regarding the libel award, Scientology was known for finding a target enemy then launching a campaign to ruin them. They orchestrated the destruction of Werner Erhard’s organization. The FBI found them to have entire file cabinets full of their work against EST. The conundrum of Scientology is now just coming to light.  

MarkStark
MarkStark

J.Lo says "My dad has been a Scientologist for 20 years. He's the best man that I know in my life and so, it's weird to me that people want to paint it in a negative way." (from Wiki)

What it is about Hollywood stars who can't look beyond the celebrity side of Scientology? Knowing what the fees are, can't they see that it could be a problem for people who get hooked on it, but really don't have the resources to be paying into it, or ignoring the care and welfare of their children while they get totally drawn into it.

I guess they are under some delusion that it is full of free "social betterment" programs for people who can't afford it.

The good news is that when it is a conflict in a relationship, as it may have been with J.Lo and Marc Anthony, at least it makes the news.

This is definitely an organization that is worthy of scrutiny. A writer like Janet Rietman spends years meticulously bringing the history up to date since Hubbard's death and these people won't read it?

They won't ever read the story of someone who grew up in it, or consider the impact it had on Hubbard's own family?

Guest
Guest

Well at least her ex-husband was smart enough to put his foot down.  He wouldn't allow their kids to go to a scientology school, and I have to say that IS worth fighting to prevent.  She must be a real idiot.  Another divorced scientologist, in a divorce caused by scientology.  When will Katie Holmes make a run for it?

JustCallMeMary
JustCallMeMary

Good job! With so much participation, it must have been difficult to choose the Best Commenters this week.

As for articles and comments on Scientology here, I suspect that the best is yet to come.

Scientia
Scientia

No worries, Tony. It's been a great week. England kicked rioter ass with Operation Cup of Tea, we also kicked India's ass at Cricket, and the world kicked Miscavige's ass red raw once again. Life is sweet :)

Sheriff Buford T. Justice
Sheriff Buford T. Justice

Investigate the propane hoarding by these fuckers that stalk kids

youtube "angry gay pope twin peaks"

this is NOT a normal amount of propane for ANY church to have, especially a church that is organized, has a criminal reputation, and has publicly declared to harm Americans who protest them.

This deserves a RICO investigation.

Why hide the propane? Why does a church need to frantically hide propane?

What else are they hiding in their private gold mine?

I know what they are hiding...EVEN MORE EXPLOSIVES....

Investigate the propane...these stupid fuckers might just decide to use it against Americans like they did the music at the early protest meant to damage the ears of the protesters. That is called organized terrorism...

INVESTIGATE THE PROPANE before they do even more harm to Americans.

Call Department of Homeland Security..I did..Its free and easy..and feels good to "do something about it"

Fucking DICKS!!!!!!! Suck my Xenu dick..

Dingo Dongo
Dingo Dongo

You should really tone it down a bit. I'd like a RICO investigation as much as anybody, but you're coming across as unhinged.

FriendlyBT
FriendlyBT

Great series Tony!

After you finish this one, I hope you will consider doing Scientology's top 25 criminals (let's see, Rex Fowler, Janet Eastgate, Reed Slakin.......) there are so many criminals but so few slots! What's a cult to do?????

ScientologyAdvocateMarkMiglio
ScientologyAdvocateMarkMiglio

Open minded folks should consider that the people writing comments here have lost all perspective.  They see with tunnel vision.  They have contaminated the friendly nature of the author of this blog.  They apostate Scientologists that write here should have been encouraged to leave sooner than did.  Everyday we work hard to provide you, the general public, with a better Scientology experience.  Please visit one of our churches or missions, check out one of our books (many are now available as audio books), and speak to a real Scientologists if you have questions. 

Rumpelstiltskin
Rumpelstiltskin

ScientologyAdvocateMarkMiglio regurgitated"Open minded folks".Ahh, Mark, you're forgetting KSW states to "never permit an opened minded approach" when joining scientology staff. And you have the nerve to start oout speaking of "open minded"?

 ScientologyAdvocateMarkMiglio then had the audacity to squeak "They apostate Scientologists that write here should have been encouraged to leave sooner than did."

Do I again need to post an excerpt from C/S Series 22 "Psychosis" that states ANYONE seeking to 'leave' or transfer is "psychotic"?

Peddle harder Mark, you're still going backwards

Guest
Guest

I don't think it is fair for you to say that "everyday we work hard to provide you, the general public, with a better Scientology experience."

It would be much more fun, laughter all around, if you would just remove the wall of secrecy from your super embarrassing "secret" teachings!  That would be a much better, funnier Scientology experience for us, the general public.

They are all public domain now anyway!  You should just take credit for the stuff - it's hysterical!   Hail Xenu!

Question to the "general public":  What Scientology beliefs do you find the funniest? 

ScientologyAdvocateMarkMiglio
ScientologyAdvocateMarkMiglio

We have just the right amount of confidentiality just like all organizations.  Why do you think we have too much?  Way are so certain of your position when you show such a lack of knowledge about the real scene?

MarkStark
MarkStark

I agree, instead of all these MEET A BRAINDEAD SCIENTOLOGIST videos, or using shills who can't write in English worth beans, they should make some neat videos showing Xenu flying his DC8s from Coltice to Teegeeack, and dropping people in volcanoes.

Another good video would be our Thetans crawling with clusters of dead space alien souls, causing us all manner of problems and out-ethics behavior.

The thing I find funniest about Scientology is the idea they think they are superior to wogs, when even the highest members of the cult, like Marty and Mike, seem woefully uneducated and shallow to me.

Guest
Guest

Good post Mark!  I agree those would be great videos, much better than "How scientology helps me be a good break-dancer" videos. 

Personally, I really find the "Clam Incident" most amusing.  This is Hubbard's teaching that the human jaw is evolved from clams, which open and close _just_ like our jaw does! Amazing.  Anyway, he says you can give people jaw aches by talking about clams. This effect is enhanced if you make a little open/shut clam motion with your fingers! Very funny!

MarkStark
MarkStark

Marco, che cazzo ti frega? Piscialetto!

DuckBenway
DuckBenway

Sticks and stones, Mark. Names will never wound MarkStark! 

Grow up, FFS!

choocho
choocho

I got a question, how many wives did L Ron Hubbard have?

Rumpelstiltskin
Rumpelstiltskin

Good question! Considering Hubbard was guilty of bigamy with one wife and let his last wife be sent to Federal Prison 

1933 Apr 13 Marries Polly Grubb

1934     May 7  First child L. Ron Hubbard Jnr ('Nibs') born

1936     Jan 15  Second child Katherine May ('Katie') Hubbard born

1945Aug Lou Goldstone (116) introduces Ron to the OTO house on South Orange Grove Ave. Ron seduces Parsons' girlfriend, Sara 'Betty' Northrup

1946Aug 10     Second, bigamous marriage to Sara Northrup (age 21) in Chestertown, Maryland.

1947 Apr 14  Polly files for divorce; Ron & Sara move into boyhood house in Bremerton, Washington.

1948 Aug 19 Ron is prosecuted in San Luis Obispo, California for passing a bad cheque. Ron & Sara then move to Savannah, Georgia

1950    Mar 8  Third child Alexis Valerie Hubbard born.

1952Mar    Third marriage to Mary Sue Whipp (age 19)Sep 24   Fourth child Diana Meredith Hubbard born

1954    Jan 6  Fifth child Geoffrey Quentin Hubbard born

1955Feb 13  Sixth Child Suzette Rochelle Hubbard born

1958     Jun 6    Seventh child Arthur Conway Hubbard born

ScientologyAdvocateMarkMiglio
ScientologyAdvocateMarkMiglio

Like most people he had what this crazy world hands out.  Boy, you must be quite a catch yourself!  I am sure that anyone who married you, would have another divorce on there hands in just a couple of months.  You are rough!

choocho
choocho

Seek to Live with the Truth,                             The Way to Happiness™ ®© 

robert
robert

That is an interesting response, "he had what this crazy world hands out".So what you are saying is that the world was at cause over LRH and he was at effect?Basically, he had no choice?No, he had a choice and he choose to marry three women, two at the same time.  Tony was actually very kind in his rendition of the relationships.  Hubbard more or less abandoned his first wife and first set of kids to go off with his second wife whom he stole from Jack Parsons.  He later accused her of being a communist; both of his wives said that he was mentally ill and abusive.  So why did the tech not work for "Source"? 

LoyalOfficer
LoyalOfficer

NO. Research the Cult of $cientology BEFORE you have any contact with cult members or the cult's "orgs". Inside the cult they do not allow cult members to access information about the cult's illegal and immoral activities. They will definitely not tell you the truth if you visit a cult "org". In fact they will want to recruit you to get your MONEY. Everyday this cult works hard to drain victims of financial resources. Your money would just go to financing attacks on ex-cult members and critics as well as cult leaders lavish lifestyles.You can learn all you need to know about this cult, including the super duper secret "OT" levels that tell you all about the Galactic Overlord Xenu (AKA Xemu) and how he blew up BILLIONS of aliens on Earth 75 million years ago that are now "Body Thetans" that attach themselves to you and can only be removed by cult "auditing" of course (at GREAT expense). Inform yourself about this dangerous, immoral, evil corporate cult and then AVOID cult websites and cult facilities other than to protest against them. Write to your local, state and federal officials and demand that the cult is investigated by the authorities and have their tax status removed. If you are in this cult, BLOW, don't route out. You do not have to pay any illegal "freeloaders bills" or do any "sec checks"! You can walk right out and if they try to illegally detain you have them arrested and sue.  If you really want you can practice Scientology outside of the cult with the "Freezone" members without the huge costs, the constant "regging", the yelling and degrading and violence within the church, and all of the other BS.

ScientologyAdvocateMarkMiglio
ScientologyAdvocateMarkMiglio

Your idea of "research" is one of lies, exaggerations, and black propaganda.  No thank you.

Yes, do look, as you wish, at those lies while both in or outside of the church. But why cause yourself the despair that these lowlifes wish for of all of us?

buckaroo
buckaroo

Marks been conditioned so that "Source" Hubbard' can never be second guessed

"false data stripping"  Is  Hubbard’s way of telling Scientologists to disregard any sources of information of which he himself disapproved...

the info is wrong if it didn't come from Hubbard... Mark has been a willing victim of Mental Slavery thanks to Study Tech

The Village Voice Is not on "Source".(Kissing Hubbard Visceral addled bum) 

SFF
SFF

Anything negative about Scientology is inherently "black PR" according to your definition so I'l give you that, but please point out one lie or exagerration.

LoyalOfficer
LoyalOfficer

Lies, exaggeration and black propaganda are the "tech" of the cult. Don't "route out", just BLOW from the cult, make a clean break for freedom!

ScientologyAdvocateMarkMiglio
ScientologyAdvocateMarkMiglio

CORRECTION:          Open minded folks should consider that the people writing here have lost their perspective.  They see with tunnel vision.  They have contaminated the friendly nature of the author of this blog.  The apostate Scientologists that write here should have been encouraged to leave our churches sooner than they did. Every day we work hard to provide you, the general public, with a better Scientology experience.  Please visit one of our churches or missions, check out one of our books (many are now available as audio books, and DVDs), and speak to a real Scientologist if you have questions.

Clarkle
Clarkle

Tunnel vision?  Mark do read the articles posted by Tony, particularly the one about Jamie DeWolf and his family?  If so, I have to say that you are either the greatest Troll on the internet, or you are a so brainwashed that only your "truth" matters any more.  Talk about tunnel vision, I read your post and I'm awestruck about how determined you are to stick by this organization that has hurt and destroyed the lives of so many of its members and their families.  I used to read your post and get angry, but now your post only invoke my pity.  I hope someday you will be able to really open your eyes and mind and see the "church" for what it is.  Good Luck.

buckaroo
buckaroo

MarkM's "Thought Stopping" kicks in a prevents him from comprehending the article... its "entheta" Its critical of the COS

 once entheta Is spotted the circuits shut down...'

 

SFF
SFF

Yeah Tony, you need to disconnect from all your SP commenters so you can stop being PTS and move up the bridge to total freedom.

ScientologyAdvocateMarkMiglio
ScientologyAdvocateMarkMiglio

Exactly.  (-- don't move up the bridge or do as you like but the over part of the comment would be a good idea.)

DuckBenway
DuckBenway

I'm gonna visit one your [spit] "churches" next Saturday.

With other Anons, I plan to protest and troll said [spit] "church" all day, with a HUGE Banner, six feet six inches high and almost three feet wide! 

The same Banner that Anon Sparrow uses in Washington DC. I'm almost certain you've seen it.

I'll be speaking to a "real" $cientologi$i$t, every chance I get!

Are you happy now? :)

DuckBenway
DuckBenway

But an extremely enturbulating move for you, Mark. 

According to my Enturb-Meter, you're ready to start frothing at the keyboard any moment now!

Sticks and stones, Mark. Names will never hurt me. :)

mjm
mjm

aren't you supposed to be in the RPF?

DuckBenway
DuckBenway

Thanks, Tony. Excellent picks! 

I LAWL every time I read t1kk/Scott Pilutik's comment! 

Bravo, Scott! And Bravo, Tony!

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