Your Daily YouTube Subway Fight Video Has Arrived, Ladies and Gentlemen

The above video, titled "A Train Fight with Drunk Guy August 5, 2011 6:35 PM," is just that: A fight on the A Train. The alleged drunk takes a rather old-fashioned fighting stance as he hovers outside the doors, preventing them from closing. One man goes onto the platform to enter single combat and looks to land a knockout punch. Look for a flying double kick at 2:23. This A Train is currently running an express route...TO PAIN! After all these fisticuffs, let's cool off with some Duke Ellington, shall we? [h/t @katie_honan / @Cheronique13]