Keep Your Beer Cold and Get Shit-Faced With the Joe Biden Koozie
Sick of the never-ending coverage en route to the 2012 presidential election? Wish you could just drink yourself to sleep and wake up when it's all over? The Obama 2012 campaign store is here to help. Their online shop is selling a Joe Biden beer koozie to keep your hands warm, your beer cool, and your hope alive. The product description says it's for use with soda cans, but we all know Biden wasn't drinking Diet Dr. Peppers to pass the time on those Amtrak rides from Wilmington.
Cold refreshment is a big fucking deal.
The koozie is made in the U.S.A. and will set you back ten bucks. ABC News says campaign staffers have been promoting the can holder as a tie-in to the "beer summit" President Obama held with Biden, Cambridge Police Sgt. James Crowley, and Harvard University professor Henry Louis Gates Jr. after Crowley famously arrested Gates in his foyer.
There is no better way to celebrate an accusatory back-and-forth about racial profiling than slipping a Joe Biden koozie over a can of high life and drinking until you can't remember who you voted for.