Black Friday Shopper Uses Butt Crack Instead of Pepper Spray To Secure $2 Waffle Makers

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Is that a tramp stamp too?

By now, you have certainly heard about the lovely Los Angeles woman who pepper-sprayed her fellow shoppers on Black Friday, over discounted Xboxes. Or the hot deals on cheap yoga pants that inspired a punching match at Victoria's Secret in Pennsylvania. Or the Arizona grandfather who was bodyslammed and bloodied, after his grandson got trampled. Or maybe you just heard about all the rest of the father-tasering, food-court gunplay, and consumer nonsense that took place on November 25! But did you hear the one about the Wal-Mart waffle mini-riot?

This one's pretty special because it features shoppers behaving like looters over a stack of $2 waffle makers. They squeal like pigs, plow into one another like linebackers, and look very much like maggots attacking dead flesh. But the highlight is the adorable young lady who's so determined to purchase four--count them, four--$2 waffle makers, that instead of pepper-spray, she seems to have employed her bum to keep away rivals. And it works!

Shoppers Fight Over $2 Waffle Makers at Walmart [VIDEO] [Mashable]

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Michael Anthony
Michael Anthony

How disgusting, no wonder Children die of starvation, It makes me wanna vomit !

Contra Soldado
Contra Soldado

If there's anything this woman needs it's definitely four waffle makers churning out waffles to maintain her figure... Can't imagine how she would get by without them

Saricarussell
Saricarussell

and this is why i do not particapate in black friday!

Lin
Lin

Can't belive the ENORMOUS size of her bum as she steals waffle makers!

CHarles Feney
CHarles Feney

These animals will be roasting babies on spits, and tendIing the stir on boiling dumpsters of human soup made from radioactive rain water, road salt, and "JUICY" specimens like Butt Crack tramp stamp girl WHEN THE TRUCKS STOP RUNNING AND THE GROCERY SHELVES ARE EMPTY!

Matsukenfans
Matsukenfans

Oh My God are you people F**king serious? STUPID IDIOTS! Welcome to Amewrica, Land of the Stupid as shown here in this video.

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Joannaz2012

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inji
inji

soooooo sad!!!!

mjm
mjm

moo moo, stampede of cows...

SMH
SMH

I'm somewhat appalled that this is the lowest rated (net -87 as I write this) reader comment on the Daily Mail article which this Runnin' Scared post provides a link to:

TO: Lacey, Oregon,USA, 25/11/2011...Do you realize if you do NOT support your local real brick and mortar stores that they will go out of business? Soon if everyone keeps buying online, all stores will go out of business and close down like Borders just did and many others have. YOU are one of the people who are causing stores to close. If they don't get business they cannot pay their employees, taxes, rent, utilities etc. Shame on you, support your local stores or you won't have any left, stop buying online!

- Jan, New York, 25/11/2011 3:08

Jon Hendry
Jon Hendry

It would be even more supportive to shop at local stores on days other than 'Black Friday' and to avoid big discounts.

Jo_z
Jo_z

My decision to not participate in black friday stands.  It's becoming hard to believe that people are rational actors. 

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