Ryanair Finally Adds Standard Porn Amenities
Ryanair, "bus of the sky," preferred travel mode of student backpackers and tightfisted Europeans, is adding some new in-flight entertainment. Porn. Now, you can sit next to a skeevy old man and watch him watch porn while you fly. Another bonus to the scariest airline this blogger has ever flown with.
The Ryanair cabin, where you'll be watching porn.
The idea is that passengers would have access to a Ryanair app that would allow them to gamble and watch porn, basically. It wouldn't be on a screen for all to see in the cabin.
Still, though -- wow. Europe is so loosey-goosey!
Ryanair boss Michael O'Leary's justification, as told to the Sun: "Hotels around the world have it, so why wouldn't we?" This is coming from the same man who, in 2008, said that business class on Ryanair's longer flights would include "beds and blowjobs." Fly Ryanair.
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