Ryanair Finally Adds Standard Porn Amenities

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The Ryanair cabin, where you'll be watching porn.
Ryanair, "bus of the sky," preferred travel mode of student backpackers and tightfisted Europeans, is adding some new in-flight entertainment. Porn. Now, you can sit next to a skeevy old man and watch him watch porn while you fly. Another bonus to the scariest airline this blogger has ever flown with.

The idea is that passengers would have access to a Ryanair app that would allow them to gamble and watch porn, basically. It wouldn't be on a screen for all to see in the cabin.

Still, though -- wow. Europe is so loosey-goosey!

Ryanair boss Michael O'Leary's justification, as told to the Sun: "Hotels around the world have it, so why wouldn't we?" This is coming from the same man who, in 2008, said that business class on Ryanair's longer flights would include "beds and blowjobs." Fly Ryanair.

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2 comments
Jax
Jax

Those flights do tend to be a little jerky

scallywag
scallywag

Ok- so here's an idea why not let passengers who don't have the stamina of in flight porno viewing being assigned in a non porn designated seating section whilst those passengers acquiescing to the racy material being allowed to band in one section of the plane with specially trained stewards running around with notepads (for swapping numbers for later rendezvous), warm wet towels and buckets of tissues. 

Ryanair offering you the best in all your personal needs 24x7...

http://scallywagandvagabond.co...

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