Scientology Chillin' With Hip Hop! A Video That Cannot Be Unseen

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UPDATE: We take a look at the curious career of Chill EB, Scientology's in-house rapper, whose song was used for this video. And we also had a late night Direct Message conversation with him that should not be missed.

Oh my. Another jaw-dropping video produced by Scientologists for internal use has made its way to the outside world.

Take a look, and after the jump we'll tell you what we've been able to find out about this latest testament to Scientology hipness.

Chill EB (from his Facebook)
We believe that the track is by "Chill EB," a hip hop artist who credits Scientology with extending his career, such as it is. The name of the song is "Dauntless, Defiant, and Resolute," the title track of Chill's latest CD. (Chill himself doesn't actually appear in the video.)

The IAS is the International Association of Scientologists, a happenin' organization for which Scientologists are constantly hit up for expensive memberships.

Gosh, these folks sure love giving each other framed certificates.

I think I love this line the most:

"Psychiatry and SPs, you know we take them down!" And with that great gesture!

Who is this man?
"AOSH EU" stands for, I believe, Advanced Organization Saint Hill Europe, which refers to an especially swanky Scientology facility in Copenhagen.

Can any of our European friends put an ID on the Sea Orger who appears to be the chief executive in this video? This is the best screen grab we could get of him, but he's all over the video, if you look carefully. [Readers are telling us his name is Bernd Körtel.]

We'll add more details when we can get them. We may need to wait for our European friends to rotate into the morning hours.

Should have done this last night -- the lyrics. Thanks to WWP, which got them from an IAS magazine:

Against impossible odds.
And deceptive facade.
One group outshines, man - just look at the signs.
See we winning all over the place.
Giving solutions to the world and the whole human race
We ain't never gonna back down, leave town, play the clown.
Phychiatry and SPs you know we take 'em down.
See the purpose ingrained.
It's burning in our blood.
They the passing storm.
We the unstoppable flood.
See, cuz we the IAS.
And we're dauntless and defiant.
We confront even the giants, yo.
Handle anyone barring freedom for all.
Cuz you know when we win then nobody falls.
So bring it harder y'all.
Let's make it stronger now.
Unite as one, answer the call.
Come on, and we'll forever be the winners!

Chorus: IAS. Dauntless and defiant.
So resolute. There's nothing we can't do.

Scientology ads and the PSA's.
Let's play them 24/7, watch them clear the haze.
We're lighting the path that Man has sought so long.
And now the search is over, the truth is out, the mystery's gone, see.
That's why I say there is no letting up
'til all the people are free.
You know it's up to us.
With Narconon and Criminon, Applied Scholastics.
New AOs in the conts.
Yo, it's truly fantastic.
Cuz there ain't no limit to what we can do.
So I wanna see you up your status.
Yeah - you and you and you! And you too.

Chorus: IAS. Dauntless and defiant.
So resolute. There's nothing we can't do.

From the VMs down in Haiti.
Who saved so many lives.
To the Cavalcades spreading the help so wide.
You see we unite for human rights and restore for
Man all that belongs to his life.
The Way to Happiness.
Brings the calm and the peace.
Helping all reduce crime - even the police.
Psychotropic drugs - we'll make a thing of the past.
Expose the fraud of the psychs.
And watch them dwindle real fast.
We got islands of sanity 'round Ideal Orgs.
Let's make the islands the sea by creating even more.
The dwindling spiral.
We'll turn it around.
We got the greatest campaigns
this world has ever had.
So keep the force going.
You know we'll never rest.
Cuz as a matter of course.
We be the very best.
So stand proud, shout it loud.
That we the IAS!

Chorus: IAS. Dauntless and defiant.
So resolute. There's nothing we can't do.

UPDATE -- BREAKING NEWS! Stacy Francis got the boot from X Factor tonight!

Now she's free to go on tour with Chill EB? DM, set up the world tour!!

Here's the evidence!

ANOTHER UPDATE: More Scientology Super-Chill Hip Hop, Yo! Imagine our surprise to hear from our Down Under homie, Australian journalist Bryan Seymour, who wanted us to see another epic episode of Sea Org Raps. Take a look, if you dare, and on the other side we'll give you the excellent backstory...

Obviously, there's no way to explain what possesses a human being to put something like that on camera, but Seymour took apart Secret Millionaire star Carly Crutchfield and her "CCorp" in this exclusive investigative piece he did for Today Tonight. Check it out!

The Top 25 People Crippling Scientology
#1: L. Ron Hubbard
#2: David Miscavige
#3: Marty Rathbun
#4: Tom Cruise
#5: Joe Childs and Tom Tobin
#6: Anonymous
#7: Mark Bunker
#8: Mike Rinder
#9: Jason Beghe
#10: Lisa McPherson
#11: Nick Xenophon (and other public servants)
#12: Tommy Davis (and other hapless church executives)
#13: Janet Reitman (and other journalists)
#14: Tory Christman (and other noisy ex-Scientologists)
#15: Andreas Heldal-Lund (and other old time church critics)
#16: Marc and Claire Headley, escapees of the church's HQ
#17: Jefferson Hawkins, the man behind the TV volcano
#18: Amy Scobee, former Sea Org executive
#19: The Squirrel Busters (and the church's other thugs and goons)
#20: Trey Parker and Matt Stone (and other media figures)
#21: Kendrick Moxon, attorney for the church
#22: Jamie DeWolf (and other L. Ron Hubbard family members)
#23: Ken Dandar (and other attorneys who litigate against the church)
#24: David Touretzky (and other academics)
#25: Xenu, galactic overlord

Tony Ortega is the editor-in-chief of The Village Voice. Since 1995, he's been writing about Scientology at several publications. | @VoiceTonyO | Facebook: Tony Ortega

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HEY, can you repost those videos.... it seems Google Police have taken them down at least the BOTTOM 3 on this page - Thanks


confidential to MOOG: new track for Chanology SF soundtrack??


Don't know who the commanding officer is but one of the oft shown grimacing certificate holders is David Pomeranz. http://www.officialdavidpomera...Talented composer and die-hard koolaide drinker.Wonder how much they fleeced the poor guy for? 

Chill EB
Chill EB

Village Voice, huh? Quite frankly, I've never heard of you. Therefore I do not know how legitimate you are as a news source. According to your first statement about me you lack credibility. You claim I do not appear in the official video? For real??And this is the official video for the song? Really??!? LOLWho are your sources for this story? Whoever it is you should replace them. Fire them!They really make you and your blog look pretty silly. If you are the one responsible for researching and reporting this atrocity you call news you should submit your resignation immediately!In closing, I'd like to say that had you asked me politely I would have spent time to allow an interview.I would have even shared with you the video for this song. You could quickly tell it is not substandard, and it was filmed in the highest quality according to the video/film industry. Speaking of quality, should you spend more time on your research and less time trying to antagonize me the quality of your blog would not be an issue.


This reminds me a lot of the SGI's sing-along cult pep rallies. Swap a few lyrics, insert a "kosen rufu" and a "nam myo ho renge kyo" in there and poof! Its the SGI. Creepy cults are creepy.  Same shit different cult.


That was hilarious. I love how they make these flashy videos and promo pieces about how they can confront and shatter any suppression, but if you get one alone, they wither and cower in fear.  #lolscientology


...and would the two of us who watch the X Factor religiously please take a moment to acknowledge how truly mediocre Stacy Francis is. Thanks.


You are ALL out ethics jokers and degraders, you are CI to COB and I am very ARC-X with all of you. You should all END CYCLE and when you come back, start your A to E and your OW write ups. START!


The IAS video was worse than an "America's Got Talent" audition!  I wanted to tear my eyes out!

Thanks a lot, Tony!  It is going to take months to recuperate!

Dean Fox
Dean Fox

Watched the vdeo on youtube and was struck by the youtube selected related videos that are all about the IAS or The India Civil Service. Surely an opportunity for LULZ?


Scientology made this piece of crap?

Are we sure Ark Music Factory didn't make this video instead??


As someone on the outside of this entire issue,  the vitriol displayed against Scientology always confused me - please tell me you are all Atheists. Otherwise it comes across as one guy with a vendetta masked in journalism, a few racists that hate "rap" , or finger pointing Christians who think their way is the only way.  Again, I'm just watching from the outside, and I rarely see this many comments on any given issue...and aren't there a ton of cult like organizations to be taken to task? ie, the American two party system, the Mormons, Bilderberg Group, the fore mentioned Christianity whose main boy Jesus is about as mysterious as Xenu...I'm just sayin'...


so on 11/12 at 81st and Vermont Blvd in South LA, the Co$ opened a new community center attended by Congresswomen Maxine Waters and Karen Bass and LA City Council Member Bernard Parks. somebody please 'poon them with info about who they're funneling money into.


I think Lawrence Welk might be more the speed for this group of no-rhythm robots. (thank ya, thank ya, thank ya)

SP 'Onage
SP 'Onage

Huffington Post comments are starting to blow -up about this video. You pulled it in Tony!

This is going viral! Chill E.B. is going down as the "Cracker' Rapper!' LOLZ!

CofS Exit Zone
CofS Exit Zone

Ohhhh the traction Chill E.B. is getting today. It's a beautiful thang!

/bows to TonyO


Scientology is like Lady GaGa, they both make beautifully produced garbage.


Why is it that nothing they ever do comes off as even remotely authentic. Gratuitous use of a Mercedes SL, FAIL. White, middle-class, Scilon slaves lipsynching and trying to act all "bad", FAIL. Dreadful architectural mishmash that manages to be both fake grungy and fake grandiose at the same time, FAIL. Photo of anyone in an ascot, FAIL.


These people need a psychiatrist.

Lawrence Kallimanopolous
Lawrence Kallimanopolous

Why is it that nothing, nothing they ever do comes off as even remotely authentic? Gratuitous use of a Mercedes, FAIL. Middle class, white cult slaves lipsynching and being all "bad", FAIL. Bizarre architectural mishmash that attempts to be both edgy/rustic and scilon/grandiose, FAIL. Picture of anyone in an ascot, FAIL.


The Guy above is the Executive Director of the Organisation in Kopenhagen where the whole video has been made.

Tye Solaris
Tye Solaris


I just viewed that Stacy Francis clip... or is it Francis Stacy.... oh well...

Her "personal space" is a big dark cloud.... she clearly needs at least two dozen intensives to clear that up.... and certainly half a dozen 'power levels' to "erase" that horrific frown on her face... 

But then again... an afternoon on the Santa Monica Pier and a trip to "Ben & Jerry's" for a double cone.... might just produce the same 'Results'....

Her choice.


LOL at the USUAL hate mongers "reviewing" Scientologists" performances in music.Jeezzz...can you guys stick at reviewing what you have more expertise on?I heard that the newest porn movies and the latest prostitution classified ads on Village Voice are worth to be reviewed by you all experts. Please leave ARTS alone, stick to what you guys are best at.:)

Tye Solaris
Tye Solaris


And the reason we are seeing this "We are Cool, like you Campaign".... 

Is to 'Neutralize' the scary but true stories swarming the web....

"See, we do Hip-Hop too!"..... we are safe and cool.... come visit....

Uh..... No Thanks!


Here is a dance number I've written for your enjoyment. The Hubbard Hokey Pokey You put your money in,They take your money out,You turn the emeter on,And you wash all thinking out,You do the LRH tech and you never make a soundThat what it's all about.

Tye Solaris
Tye Solaris

Hi folks...

Have been kicking around doing a full piece on Hubbard and HOW he found a way to take control of people's minds.... 

But now that he has let an Ancient Secret out of Pandora's box....

People need to know.... Do Not Do Business with a Scientologist.... you are at risk!!

They are famous for OVERCHARGING and UNDER-DELIVERING.... so just don't go there.

It is all about MONEY... so if they cannot find a way to GET YOUR MONEY.... they will move on to the next house.... 

Kind of like the BLACK PLAGUE...

So protect yourself and those you know and love....

And above all NEVER, .... AND I MEAN NEVER.... step foot onto Scientology property.... 

Be Safe.


And I thought the Birmingham in the house video was bad. Jeez!


The Person depicted above is the Captain whose name is Bernt Kortel.


THANKS A LOT, VV, for getting my weekend off to a really creepy start.

By the way, does the sun not shine on Planet Dork? Or do they just not have any melanin?


About Stacy, at least now she'll have time for Xenu to help her with her out-of-tune engram. She was probably just splashed in the face with rocket fuel a trillion years ago.


Hey EB Chill ! (check YT chan).

OpenComments (legendary YT Anon) has been sparring with this clown for months. Originally he kept denying he was a $cientologist. Happy to see he's getting his 15 minutes of infamy here.


Hip-hop hooray for Scientolojay!  I think this is the next Funky Cold Medina...


Sweet baby Xenu.  There's nothing funnier than a room full of white people getting down.


For those not familiar with Scientology jargon, IAS stands for "It's A Scam".


Speechless!Nice that the whole world can enjoy these 'special' clippets , Tony when you and   Bryan Seymour chat on the phone who pays the bill? You, Bryan or Co$ ?


is that Stacy Francis as the female vocalist on this idiotic song? (it's so autotuned I can't even tell if it's her or not)

either way if it is her she'll be off the X Factor tour in no time...


What is it about Scientologists and their half-assed attempts at the entertainment industry?I have heard theta rap from Doug E. Fresh (who isn't very) that would gag you.

Scientology-themed ANYTHING is a rilly bad idea, but as someone said, if these people didn't have a gaggle of brainwashed Scientology followers ready to clap at a fly fart, they would not be setting foot on a stage in Wogville, EVER. We have standards out here.

Carly's sneering little demotivator is great, her little message to da h8ahs out there exposing her fraudulent business practices. Last seen fleeing a development seminar in a golf cart, if I recall, pursued by the media with some difficult and awkward questions. After seeing this video, I'd recommend she hang on to her day job, but she can't, can she? CCORP is dead, the stunning offices vacated, while Carly's up in Florida sniffing around the spruiker market there. Which must be considerable, given that Florida is the Mecca of junk mail and spam kings, and...Scientologists.

Stacy Francis painfully reminds me of Austin Fullmer, another Scilon soaking in delusions of adequacy. Francis bombs by singing off-key, but Austin, if you recall, bumps it up a notch with some pretty strange posturing. It's been linked here before, but..., you can't unsee this. Poor kid. Maybe he should team up with Stacy?

Doug E. Fresh is an aging, wanna-be rapper not unlike ol' Chilly Beanie there.

Why does Scientology attract these second tier entertainer wanna-bes? Because, inside the alternative reality bubble, they are STARS!


Mah silver Mercedes be rollin down the drive for the last time. She gonna be sold for a lifetime IAS membership and courses up to OTIII, yo!


Yo, full lyrics here y'all! Bo!bit DOT ly/utf4WG (wwp)


The guy in the picture is "Lt." Bernd Körtel, Captain of AOSH EU (Advanced Organization and Saint Hill Europe).

SP 'Onage
SP 'Onage

All I can say is...Huh? o_O

Scientology comedy hip hop with a big ' ol picture of L. Ron Hubbard in the background. LOL!

It's funny when white scilons try to act like they're "frum da hood." Ya rhymes stink dawg!

Seriously, this lyrical onslaught is a verbal laxative. Don't they get it? Scientology isn't cool or hip...just sad.

Last I heard, Stacy Francis was heading out to sea on the "Freewinds" singing, "Amazing Grace.""Awww....there's no place like home," she said.


All I could think of while watching that IAS video is how Scientologists run and hide whenever Anonymous or Exes show up to protest.  Dauntless Defiant Resolute -- LOL!  More like Cowardly Chickenshit and Braindead.


"There's nothin' we can't do" -  This is 1981 MTV materail at best. All $CN must be able to bouce (not just stand) on one hand on command. 

Stacey - Stay away from the high notes and $CN and you'll be fine.Carly - Fuck you with a 16' cactus!!!--Tony - Carly is old $CN scammer news to many, but thanks for bumping!


Stacy Francis pulled in this elimination because of all the lies she told the world through out the show.  Even her last comment to Simon Cowl which she tried to be "nice and appreciative" she was lying there too because behind those "nice" words, she showed anger and hate towards Simon.  Stacy set a great example as a member of the Church of Scientology for being a total victim and drama queen through out the show.Good bye Stacy!


I am sorry but where are the OSA bots? Don't you tools want to defend this video? 

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