TSA Meanies Will Unwrap Your Presents, Take Your Snowglobes, Ruin Everything

Even though it's the most wonderful time of the year does not mean that any of us should lose even an iota of vigilance and dedication to the cause at hand which is, of course, our safety, and any inconvenience dedicated to such. Thus, while you might be getting ahead of things and purchasing all your gifts and even wrapping them, obsessive-compulsively and perfectly, as you do, the TSA is under no obligation to just leave the presents be, and might actually have to unwrap them if they seem slightly or majorly sketchy. However...you knew this already, right? This is the year 2011?

Seems that we all need reminders now and again, as the TSA has a blog post up explaining how, yes, as usual, they'll screen your wrapped gifts, and, no, they are not grinches or scrooges, they're just doing their jobs...As The TSA Blog's "Blogger Bob" puts it:

Since TSA's inception, we've worked to educate passengers about traveling with wrapped presents. This is nothing new. Wrapped gifts are screened just like any other item. We can see through the paper just like we can see through luggage, but just as we have to open a bag when it requires a search due to an anomaly or an alarm, we have to open wrapped items as well if they alarm or require additional screening.

We want your gift to arrive wrapped just as much as you do. Just know the possibility is there that if the item alarms, we might have to open it to resolve the alarm. We don't enjoy unwrapping presents that aren't for us, but if an anomaly is detected inside, we'll have to unwrap it in order to determine what it is so we can clear it for travel.

This is nothing new. Nor is airline passenger rage. But, listen, just do what we do and wait and wrap your gifts at your destination. That way you don't have to spend your own hard-earned money on wrapping paper, which is just going to be tossed in the trash anyway. Also...leave your snowglobes at home. Bringing them to the airport has been proven over and over again to end in tears, and that's not very festive.

Happy holidays!

TSA Warns Passengers: Wrapped Gifts May Need To Be Unwrapped [The Consumerist]

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Seriously, if people are so terrified of all these terrorists that they allow a stranger to look at them naked and/or touch their private places just to travel, they need to stay home, cower in a corner, and suck their thumbs.  Let me and others like me continue to live our lives FREE and UNAFRAID.   You do realize that you're FAR more likely to get killed in a car wreck than to die in a terrorist act, right?  What happened to the land of the free and the home of the brave?

I, along with many others, have quit flying because of these "enhanced security procedures".  And there's something wrong when people are fleeing the very organization trying to protect them.


Their security is a joke and they know it.....it's like the TSA wants air traffic to fall to the bare minimum.

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