Hungarians Have the Biggest Dicks in Europe

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Ahem. Ahem. According to what we're certain is a very well researched and methodologized scientific-based (if also self-reported) survey, the average Hungarian penis may be the biggest in all of Europe, measuring 16.51 centimeters, or 6.5 inches. Next is the French, at 16.01 centimeters. That, for us Americans, is 6.3 inches. [I was asked to insert a baguette joke here.]

The map, made by AlphaDesigner, is part of Mapping Stereotypes: The Ultimate Bigot's Calendar of Europe, which includes a bunch of maps portraying national prejudices and stereotypes about Europe. You may have seen some of them before -- Europe according to Americans, for example?

Note, in this (other) map of penis sizes around the world, the U.S. averages 5.1 inches.

This would be a good Christmas present for someone, though perhaps not for your family and friends in Ireland.

The very best thing about the map, though, is the "embiggen" link at the bottom. That means...enlarge.

See a Map of Penis Sizes Across Europe [Vulture]

[JDoll / @thisisjendoll]

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Lawson
Lawson

poor Romanians xD

Inkognita
Inkognita

Oh, so that's actually centimeters, not inches.  Well, nevermind then.

Inkognita
Inkognita

Oh, so that's actually centimeters, not inches?  Nevermind.

MrMiracle1000
MrMiracle1000

"Self-reported"=Biggest liars, not biggest dicks.

CharlieWaters
CharlieWaters

This should come as no surprise.  You can't spell Hungarian without "Hung". 

Rob the Saltyman
Rob the Saltyman

I give answers on this map! I think you have problem not show Kiskunhalas (english: Small-kun-fishy) on this map. Kiskunhalas is  famous about big dicks: we have big hairy St. Martin, the dickeater Szavay Ági the not famous tennis player. Please correct the map and put dark black (darker than black) point on it because we have big potential! Thank yourob saltyman from Kiskunhalas

Gyl
Gyl

i just would like to know how do you say "contactless dick size reader" in hungarian

gasztro
gasztro

Hungarians tend to lie about their wealth, about their economy, about everything so I am not surprised on the figures of the map XDIts interesting that all around are average sizes only Hungary is sitting in the middle as a BLACK ISLAND!I have a hungarian friend Michael who has 13 cm of prick in his pants :)

proud hungarian
proud hungarian

I just wanna join Laczkooss comment. Altought we all have giant cocks here off course the one that makes our average a continental champion is also the head of the our goverment 

Laczkooo
Laczkooo

Yesss! I1M hungarian, and i can tell you all, we have the bigest dicks, not in Europe, but in the whole world. Our dicks are sitting in the government :) They're huge!

woodrat2296
woodrat2296

Just what I've been telling the wife for years. Now I have proof:-)

pult du
pult du

Wow the funny thing is who actually conducted this research, and how many Hungarians actually allowed them to test their dick?

Sandra Bernhard
Sandra Bernhard

France has alot of North African blacks. I'm wondering if that effected their average to be larger?

Fionamcgrath89
Fionamcgrath89

What the help Irish boys! Us Irish women define r in the top 3 for breast size. Ur letting us down! ( in more ways then one.)

freedom frier
freedom frier

So, it turns out that the American contempt for the French is really ... penis envy.

Hung_Aryan
Hung_Aryan

@Lawson 


Just imagine all those Romanian cuties. Probably are tighter on average to accommodate for their men. Imagine her coupling with a Hungarian man.

memries
memries

assume that ALL self-reporters are lying at the same percentages and roughly by the same amount-- same outcome.i'm hungarian and slovack and mine is 20cm long by 15cm in girth.

Miss Bliss
Miss Bliss

Oh, that's easy: érintés nélküli pöcsméret-leolvasó!

Hung_Aryan
Hung_Aryan

@gasztro gb2 romania fuggin gyspy, you need to give back the clay you stole from us, tiny dicked faggot :^)

mr.T.
mr.T.

te állat :))

MRK
MRK

U mad Bro?! Or just jealous!? Greetings from Hungary! ;D

Hung_Aryan
Hung_Aryan

@Laczkooo Feels good to be relevant :^)

Hung_Aryan
Hung_Aryan

@Sandra Bernhard Unlikely. They probably only sampled ethnic French men. Not immigrants. That would be misrepresentation.

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