Ruben Diaz Celebrates A Merry XXXmas With Adults Only Party

Reverend Senator Ruben Diaz, Sr., defender of Wal-Mart and namesake of a building housing a gay community center, is nothing if not a paragon of family values. So that's why we assume, when the highest holiday of his religion's year comes around, Diaz will be celebrating it with a Christmas party celebration for the whole family a Grinch-like "NO CHILDREN" allowed party.

What kind of freaky stuff will be going on at this XXXmas Diaz-fest that kids aren't allowed? Who knows. The mind can only imagine when looking at an invitation like this:

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We admit, there are times when we'd like to go to a holiday party that was just for adults. But this seems curious from Diaz, the man who is so concerned about "the children" that he opposed same-sex marriage, wanted to ban the Gay Games, and tried to shut down Harvey Milk High School.

Where's the love for the children, Senator? It's Christmas!

sthrasher@villagevoice.com | @steven_thrasher


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Elle Fanning
Elle Fanning

I wish you had contacted Ms. Brendaliz Candelaria to ask her why children won't be allowed and who's considered a child (i.e., what the cutoff age is).

Also, will the Voice attend (if only to eat on Diaz's dime) or is this party not open to the non-child public?

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Thank you for always being critical of this joke of a senator.

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