Fidel Castro Wants Robot To Be U.S. President

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Fidel Castro, former president of Cuba, wants a robot to be president of America, the Spanish-language daily reports.

In an op-ed published in Cuba on Monday, Castro wrote that Barack Obama is a "good talker" and "desperately seeking re-election," according to El Diario.

He still thinks that Republicans and especially Tea Partiers are worse than Obama and the rest of the Democrats, but he ultimately wants a robot in power, the paper notes.

"Isn't the worst part that there isn't even a robot in the White House who could run the U.S. and prevent a war that would end our species?" Castro asked in his column.

Castro then argued that 90 percent of Americans would vote for the robot over any current candidate.

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Setsu
Setsu

I must admit - a robot sounds like an interesting 3rd party alternative.

Mr. USA
Mr. USA

​Fidel, you can eat shit and die ! We can send a robot for ya when you step the fuck off our planet! Jack Off !

MegaAlex
MegaAlex

I'm just waiting for the robot uprising and the imminent zombie apocalypse...

 

manysounds
manysounds

LOL.  He's a troll and a good one.

Abate Gary
Abate Gary

Is Fidel Castro saying that the only way to guarantee a good future for the US is to program a robot to give orders to 300 million Americans, lest they want a commander-in-chief that will char the globe and ruin the world as we know it? Does the country really need a T-800-style Terminator to take the United States out of its turmoil? Must Americans be amendable only to a Jetson-esque android to keep a nuclear bomb from obliterating the Earth?

Not
Not

Arnold for president!

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