55 of the Rudest Things Rude New Yorkers Do

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Travel + Leisure Magazine has once again declared New Yorkers the rudest of all the rude peoples of America. Congrats New Yorkers. You know what they say...any publicity is good publicity, and if you can be rude here, you can be rude anywhere! According to our pals at T+L, which based the rankings on input from their esteemed readers, "The Big Apple reclaims its heavyweight title in hostility, a dubious honor it last held in 2009 -- and a reputation it has had for much longer ("You talkin' to me?"). Besides its fast pace, New York City is also No. 1 for diversity. As a result, you might encounter unfamiliar mannerisms that aren't meant to be mean but come across that way. Deep down, voters probably love New York for its flamboyant, bird-flipping spirit. After all, it's also the No. 1 city for great theater." But what does that MEAN? And what rude things do we do? We've compiled a list of 55, but, please, feel free to add your own. To assume there are limits to our rudeness would be rude.

55. Use a plus sign instead of spelling out the "and" in the title of your famous New York-based travel magazine that declares entire cities of people rude.

54. Take someone else's umbrella from the umbrella bucket WHEN IT'S RAINING. Leaving that broken-ass one that you bought off the street does not absolve you of this sin.

53. Fail to have your Metrocard/cash or credit card at the ready in the 10-person line of people waiting to swipe their Metrocards/buy something.

52. Insist on ordering your bagels with the bagel-part scooped out. Go buy a fucking cracker.

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51. Break up with someone on a Post-It note using writing that resembles that of a psychopath. Neatness counts!

50. Kill squirrels and pigeons.

49. Feed squirrels and pigeons.

48. Tell everyone you don't own a television and instead just watch "important things" on Hulu all day. Be smug about this.

47. Have loud sex in your apartment so as to be overheard by your neighbors.

46. Move furniture in your apartment late at night so as to be overheard by your neighbors.

45. Create more rude New Yorkers.

44. Make people who have kids feel bad. Cuz they might CRY.

43. Make gender normative statements about a child's hat.

42. Never call, text, IM, BBM, gchat, Skype, Facebook, or DM again after the first date.

41. Call, et al, after the first date, repeatedly, until the recipient of your madness must a) confront you directly or b) take out a restraining order. Then Facebook friend 'em!

40. Give someone bed bugs.

39. Smoke really fragrant weed without offering the neighbors any.

38. Push your way into the subway car without letting others out first.

37. Cling to the subway pole with your buttocks, back, entire body, or peanut-butter-and-jelly- or influenza-sticky hands.

36. Let your dog defecate on the streets (and fail to pick it up).

35. Pee outside.This is particularly rude near churches, doorsteps, and humans, unless requested explicitly.

34. Tip poorly.

33. Publicly shame your noob out-of-town relatives for tipping poorly and for anything else said noobs get up to. They can't help it.

32. Fail to wash your hands after using the bathroom. Be really into shaking people's hands.

31. Accept rounds purchased by others but never offer to pay for one yourself.

30. Shout loud things that nobody wants to hear and are not even remotely helpful or pleasant in public and/or private places while also taking your pants off.

29. Allow your cell phone to ring at the Philharmonic. Chosen ringtone: Marimba.

28. Walk around with your clothing falling off, revealing certain fleshy parts that no one is interested in viewing.

27. Sing in public, badly. Also, listen to your terribly curated music so loudly that everyone else can hear it, even though you have terrible taste in music and you're not all that great at curating, either.

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26. Walk improperly. This includes oblivious, overt texting while walking as well as spitting. Don't spit. Don't "store" your used gum on the ground either. That karma will find you when you least expect it.

25. Be a cabbie; refuse to go to Brooklyn.

24. Be a cab passenger; vomit in cabs.

23. Sneak into a second movie after you've only paid for the first. Actually, nevermind. This is not rude, this is good business sense.



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93 comments
shell4545
shell4545

Most New Yorkers (well real New Yorkers) are nice.  However there are some imports/young business men that take enjoyment in giving tourists the wrong directions.

An elderly lady in downtown Manhattan asked a young man in a suit how to get to E 45th street and 5th Ave and it wasn't until she left and he was laughing with his friends about the directions that I realized he had sent her in the wrong direction.

I believe in Karma,,,,so his day is coming. New Yorkers know what it is like to need help...we all need help at one time or another....so to all the great New Yorkers "thank you!"  And to those few who do not know or understand humanity....one day you will....and I hope on that day you think back on how you treated another human being in need....

Geneva Lee Robles
Geneva Lee Robles

wait what? this list is dumb. everyone does everything on this list everywhere.

Michelle Shields
Michelle Shields

Mark, if ur in trouble call a crackhead, u complete foolishness, lol!!

Qotita del Sol
Qotita del Sol

EVER, william peters? that's kind of impossible.

Qotita del Sol
Qotita del Sol

it's not only rude to push onto the subway first, it's fucking stupid. it slows things down just as much for the one doing it as for the ones trying to get off.

Johnny Rocco
Johnny Rocco

How about reposting shitty list from 2012?

Annette Nazari
Annette Nazari

Only 55. Thats it? Thats not so bad. I can think of way more rude things to do then that.

wilderkj
wilderkj

Scooping out bagels is normal and not rude at all. It is a tradition as old as the bagel. Loud parties don't get dirty photos, I dump water on them. 


Lisa E'Dieng
Lisa E'Dieng

I agree...worse experiences was on downtown #1 train, 79th street stop.

William Peters
William Peters

don't blow your nose in public. it totally grosses me out. what about runny snot is acceptable, especially in restaurants?

Kathy Huszar Morash
Kathy Huszar Morash

I have visited New York five times and have not met a rude New Yorker yet (except for one deli cashier lol). In fact, most have been very helpful. I love that city!

Foaf Ian
Foaf Ian

Natives aren't as rude as those who move there and feel they have to live up to some idiotic stereotype in order to fit in.

Cliff Galbraith
Cliff Galbraith

56. Making shitty lists that many apply to people everywhere.

Michael Quinones
Michael Quinones

How about coughing and sneezing without covering their mouths?

Abid Hussain
Abid Hussain

Ashish Sanwal- now count how many do you do :-)

Ira Ras Negus George
Ira Ras Negus George

NYC we kept it moving back in the day no time to stop & if people got out of line you handled it now all that's here is slow moving I think I am New Yorker hipsters who's way of life can never be wrong & police loving rich brats who like to start trouble especially when they are drunk & with more than one person then call the cops when they realize their about to get F'ed up!This is not New York any more buildings don't make a City people do & since so many New Yorkers have left it is NYC no more!

Laura Frias
Laura Frias

Exactly this happened with my brand new and expensive umbrella in Metropolitan Museum.

Dorine Walski
Dorine Walski

That is MUCH higher on my list of annoyances that NY'rs do.

Mark Ninci
Mark Ninci

Yep. and the whole place smells like piss. and the cops enjoy killing people.

Olga Sharf
Olga Sharf

this is so stupid! village voice, really?

Stuart Roberts
Stuart Roberts

firing every talented writer who used to work for the voice until it became the garbage it is now was pretty rude. i don't think it was new yorkers who were responsible for that...

Anthony Santiago
Anthony Santiago

I haven't read the list but I am sure it describes the behavior of people who moved to NYC not folks who were born and raised there. Most New Yorkers I know who are rude and nasty moved to NYC they were not native to the city.

vitoscalici30
vitoscalici30

New yorkers aren't rude were just fucking real. A new Yorker has no problem telling you to go fuck yourself. Here's the thing about us . Being a native new yorker born and raised here I must say we aren't the nicest group of people. However we do little things that people elsewhere may not do. If youre a person who doesn't like New Yorkers chances are your ignorant to the fact of the tbings we have to deal with on a day to day basis (traffic on foot or traffic in the streets, state tax, city tax, high property value, and oh yea fucking 9/11 etc.) Stress is much higher in New York than in say Buttfuck, Carolina, or Asshole, Arkansas but guess what are quality of living is much higher here, and wether you like it or not when were surrounded by people that we actually give a shit about were very happy and friendly. Why would I care deeply about a person I just met in the street begging me for money? Ive been to different parts of the country so I can say for damn sure that New York is better than anywhere else and if you think im wrong than your just an ignorant prick who jumped on the "Lets hate New York bandwagon". New York City is the biggest, greatest, and most prosperous city in the world. If you dont like us then dont enter our city its crowded as it is and we dont Need more assholes running around the concrete jungle. Real talk

doctordave77
doctordave77

As a NYC expat who suffered for 10 years in that hell hole, the list omits quite a few of the delightful aspects of NY City rudeness;

- Having the cashier throw your change down on the counter to avoid having to touch you.

- Having to learn how to "walk tough" in order to avoid becoming another mugging or robbery statistic.

- Constantly looking over your shoulder on escalators to ensure that you aren't being pick pocketed.

- Avoiding empty subway cars during the rush hour since the odds are that some vagrant has defecated in it.

- I never heard the word "please" spoken by someone other than myself in the entire 10 years.

- Having to be prepared at a moment's notice to defensively and angrily shout at another person.


NYC has its delights, but imo its horrors far outweigh them.


Dave

Jason Ackerman
Jason Ackerman

Who cares what the peasants out in the provinces think anyway?

Melanie Oringer
Melanie Oringer

Most of the items on this list are universal. I now live in Maryland where I encounter many, many of these obnoxious and rude behaviors everyday. And many of the items on you list are perpetrated by people who have moved to NYC, not by native New Yorkers! Hmm, was this article written by a transplant?

Tim Schreier
Tim Schreier

Write useless click bait Bull Shit articles trying to be Buzzfeed.

Michael Quinones
Michael Quinones

Leaving dog mess on sidewalks and coughing without covering their mouths around me. And that's just two of the very many.

Michael Martin
Michael Martin

56. Make lists of things rude people everywhere do and present it as a "rude New Yorkers" list in order to get hits.

Akhandelwal
Akhandelwal

also getting into cab while pushing another person who actually stopped the cab

Eric Thoresen
Eric Thoresen

Fuck you with a sand covered fist. The Voice used to be relevant. Fire the brainless sack of shit that's running this blog.

Katherine H Jett
Katherine H Jett

When your neighbors laugh hysterically at you when you fall down on the sidewalk!!

Lex Moran-Solero
Lex Moran-Solero

Not a new article - I remember this one - but still funny.

vitoscalici30
vitoscalici30

And we also jump at the opportunity to help. The begger I mentioned earlier I throw a dollar or two his way all the time. We hold doors open for people a football field away or get up on the subway so an elderly person can sit or a mother with her children can sit or someone who is disabled.

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