Scientology Sunday Funnies: May the Force Be With You! (UPDATED)

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Scientologists don't really have a Sunday service. They like to say that they do, because they crave mainstream acceptance. But unless Xenu rested after six days and L. Ron Hubbard just forgot to mention it, there's no reason for Scientologists to treat Sunday any differently than every other day of coursework, detoxes, fundraising, and generally clearing the planet.

So here at the Voice, we've come up with a Scientology Sunday tradition of our own, and we call it Sunday Funnies! Our sources regularly send us Scientology's wacky and tacky fundraising mailers, and each week we choose three of them to gaze upon, hoping that it inspires you to wax eloquent in our comments section. So here we go...

I think the South Africa org just got owned. This piece from Sydney is the best-looking Scientology flier I think I've ever seen! Maybe some of our Down Under readers can identify the folks in it.

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The tipster who sent us this come-on for next month's event at the Hollywood Celebrity Centre thought it seemed outrageous. But come on, this looks like a fun day for the kids! Get 'em hooked on the zoo animals, then introduce them to e-meters!

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Yet another wholesome crew clearing the planet for the Sea Org. A friend of mine told me a fun fact: in Spanish-speaking countries, it's known as "La Organización del Mar." Cool!

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OK, enough with our fun facts and silly observations. Now it's your turn to tell us about these fliers, or about anything at all. And have a lovely Sunday!


UPDATE: The brilliant Photoshoppers over at WWP got to work and came up with this beauty. I think we have an early candidate for shoop of the year! (And a tip of the cap to "another123".)

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Tony Ortega is the editor-in-chief of The Village Voice. Since 1995, he's been writing about Scientology at several publications.

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Getting A Patent
Getting A Patent

Scientology teaches that people are immortal beings who have forgotten their true nature.[7] Its method of spiritual rehabilitation is a type of counselling known as auditing, in which practitioners aim to consciously re-experience painful or traumatic events in their past in order to free themselves of their limiting effects.

billy bob
billy bob

LOL at "Copyright 2012 CSAUS All Rights Reserved" Smart move, Scientology, you certainly don't want someone to just come along and blatantly rip off your poster designs!

mjm
mjm

looks more Spaceballs than Star Wars

may the schwartz be with you!

Radio Paul
Radio Paul

May the FARCE be with you!

SP 'Onage
SP 'Onage

May The Excessive Force Be With You!

Tiny Miscavige and Obi-Wan walked into a bar and bought a 5 dollar drink. Miscavige, seeing that he only had 4 dollars asked Obi-Wan, "Have a dollar do you? A little short I am."

Gabriel'sFire
Gabriel'sFire

I would like to go on a "safari" where you can actually visit a "squirrel busters" habitat.  Oh the SuperPower Rundown I would need after that....

Gabriel'sFire
Gabriel'sFire

...the little green one in the bottom middle is DM!

OTVIIIisGrrr8!
OTVIIIisGrrr8!

We in RTC are "high on life" and are into petting zoos, community improvement, and having some good clean fun. We Scientologists are no different than our friends in the Mormon Cult who like to "shoot hoops" when they are not proselytizing or baptizing dead people.  

We in RTC could have told you that Nazi Psych drug peddlers oppose petting zoos for children. There was no need to report on it.

Nazi Psychs do not want children to have a 5th dynamic and pet animals to destimulate from the electronic incidents in which they are stuck.

The case is that Tony Ortega and the Ortega worshipers that post here want to take a funnel and shove Ritalin down the throats of schoolchildren to turn them into zombies; this to ensure that there are new VV readers in the future. It is all a deadly serious plot to keep this prison planet a dumping ground for the Marcabian Confederacy. If you cannot see this then you are blind.

We in RTC will keep enjoying our Star Wars nights, our disco dance parties, and will keep having flourishing and prospering in general while you SP's continue on down your dwindling spiral where you will die alone in the dark.

But should you come to your senses you can always come over and pet our llama. 

Brainslugged
Brainslugged

Great shoop, but massive missed opportunity not putting Kirstie's head on Jabba. 

Laurisse Lurker
Laurisse Lurker

Tony, here is an alert for all of the readers and lurkers on your board. Confirmed OSA operatives are going to be outed and you will be sent the information first.

Active OSA spies include: Mike Reppen, Anaheim Hills, CA

Jorge Avila, Holiday, FL

Mike Slagel, husband of Marilyn Brewer. 

Klaus Buchele, Clearwater area Florida

Becky Buchanan, San Antonio, Texas  

Gina Smith
Gina Smith

Scientology: May The Farce Be With You AKA Return of the Dead Eyes.

Robindescamp
Robindescamp

Someone needs to pass along the first flyer to Lucasfilms, which I assume owns the intellectual property associated with the Star Wars films. A cease and desist letter would be sent immediately! Tony, do you have contacts there?

omg
omg

smae for harry potter, pirates of the carribean - rolling stones - mick jagger wrote satisfavction in the fort harrison, lrh says to latch on to the latest popular icons and piggy back on them

omg
omg

I see tim fitzgerald in the sydney flyer - he is part of the property developement group in sydney. used to work for the bradlley's dynamic roofing or was it lidoran roofing, maybe both.

Miss Pert
Miss Pert

OMG, Tim co-owned Lidoran Roofing along with Phil Bamford, he is probably one  of the biggest contributors, along with Lidoran and Phil, to the Syd Idle Org. He has a daughter in the SO who is the light of the Fitzgerald family's life. His son in was also the SO but routed out and I heard was spotted in a gay bar last year sometime, I wonder how worked out for him. They also have 3 other daughters, one, who was really messed up emotionally, I used to work with at Syd Org and the other 2 were still at school when I left.

omg
omg

sam whitta - he would be marion and mark's boy. marion liked her coffee HOT. how about vickey dickey, she has lotta money and showed it off?

Thelma Lousie
Thelma Lousie

Last I heard both John and Ana were at Int and divorced. John certainly was a big bloke for sure and Ana well she had her scene of being a bully and not keeping PC data confidential, couldn't and shouldn't trust her.I also believe that the Colosimo's are out of the SO, Marie Luscombe (Moana's sister) was declared PTS cause she left the SO to be with her SP husband, Gary Luscombe, this going back a few years now.

Thelma Louise
Thelma Louise

Samantha Whitta is married to Mark's son Martin, her dad is Stewart Heggie he's in the SO at the AOSH ANZO, and was the Director of Processing Div 4. One of Sam's brothers is disaffected, Kym Heggie/Jefford and Grant has completed OTV and was declared at one stage and got back into good standing.

omg
omg

what about john and ana willoughby - still around, daughters brigitte and kirimoana and pat and moana colosimo - kid brody - tough guys they were, john couldtcower over anyone and cower them and ana willoughby (nee cusworth - thelma's daughter?) could slap you around - penalties for noncompliance too gruesome to contemplate???

Miss Pert
Miss Pert

You could be right OMG, I may have it mixed up, was a Byrne now a Shipman, oops. I don't know if Glen and Shar were involved in Princeton. As far as I know Princeton was/is the baby of Steve Fagan (the other guy in the pic) and Len & Caroline Collen, Steve married Caroline's daughter Mageara.

omg
omg

thought the shipmans were still married, latest dono list shows them as donors - and along with her sons the byrnes boys - glen byrnes father, shaun and brent, just know it from the promo. - glen and shar were in princeton property

Miss Pert
Miss Pert

Don't know what happened to Tim Shipman, he was married to a lady named Shar who was a well renowned biatch, but they divorced and she remarried. I think she was of the first ANZOites to complete the NEW OTVIII and was assigned as the OT Ambassador for ANZO. I know the name Stewart Heggie but can't put a face to it and I'm not familiar with the Whittas. Mark was captain at the AO briefly but he was well known in Oz was before I joined.

omg
omg

cool - i saw them very early on, maybe even before they got married - kim is a nice girl... the bradley's seem to be doing well too, you can find out a lot about peolple on facebook etc. do you know stewart heggie? Tim shipman?

Schockenawd
Schockenawd

Sydney's Scientologists squirrel Star Wars.  Betcha can't say that five times fast.

The Scientologist
The Scientologist

What's there to tell about these fliers? These type of fliers are a fairly recent development, actually. Up until a few years ago, org fliers conformed to the traditionally standard, serious line. If you compare fliers from the 1960s all the way on up to the early-to-mid 2000s, you'll find very little difference between them, with the exception of graphics and layout, of course. But content wise, they pretty much conformed to the same standard line.

Lately though, as you've seen, the fliers have become wacky and silly, even outrageous. This is primarily to spruce up the image of the Church as being a place that is fun and lighthearted and not at all serious. Even with the IAS fundraising fliers and videos, which traditionally were pretty serious, you'll notice that they're all pretty goofy now, even though their mission remains saving the planet from self-destruction and KSW is still in effect.

The silliness is also supposed to encourage members to invite non-Scientologist friends and family to the org - Celebrity Center has a lot of these type of weekends, like Super Bowl Sundays and this Safari thing, petting zoos, family movie nights on Fridays, etc. Kids are a HUGE target of the Celebrity Center, so they want to hold these small events that will attract families, especially local and tourist non-Scientologist families, primarily for the benefit of implanting in their children the idea that Scientology is fun, lighthearted, generous, and ethical. It's supposed to work like an implant. AOLA has similar weekly events, but not for kids - they hold a lot of free seminars and "parties" and those sorts of things, again very lighthearted affairs, and at AOLA the purpose is mostly to encourage current members to keep going up the Bridge because going OT is "fun" and AOLA is a "fun" and young place - staff of AOLA is intentionally kept mostly in their teens and twenties. AOLA also encourages members to drag along non-Scientologist friends and family. The AOLA events are interesting because they are not really for OTs - most of the people who go to the AOLA events are not even Clear.  They send the promo out to everyone, even though AOLA is supposed to be strictly for delivering the OT levels. But they've gone batshit insane the last few years since 2007 or so and they hold these weekly "fun" events, plus the weekly graduation which has to be seen to be believed.

During these sort of events at Celebrity Center and AOLA you'll also notice staff are not going around regging people the way they normally do. In fact you won't see much regging at all, because the purpose of these events isn't to get people regged. They are purely PR events, and where strict PR is observed, regging becomes a major no-no. Like any PR effort, the idea is to implant the suggestion that Scientology is nothing like how its opponents and critics and defectors portray it as. How can a Church that organizes so many free events for kids and families and all these free buffets and seminars and these outrageous graduations possibly have a leader who goes around beating the shit out of people and terrorizing people? And you know, it does actually work. For the Safari and petting zoo events, even stuff like the Super Bowl BBQ, most of the people who show up aren't Scientologists. They get a lot of locals, and keeping the Church's image with the locals of the Hollywood Hills is of great concern to the Church. They've also been spending a lot of resources lately to target the tourist population, which for Celebrity Center has been paying off. Interestingly enough, they haven't been spending any time promoting the LRH Life Exhibition on Hollywood Boulevard, which needs to be remodeled and reworked, and no money either, since it's stayed the same all these years except for the flat screen monitors and videos. And the whole purpose for the existence of the LRH Life Exhibition was to get all those tourists wandering up and down Hollywood Boulevard to learn about Hubbard and what a great humanitarian he was.

But the truth of the matter is that the Life Exhibition is currently viewed as a tacky embarrassment. Few people bother walking in there. They've had much more success in with the Fitzroy House and Saint Hill Manor tours in the UK. So the idea was to revamp the Life Exhibition into something less tacky and less embarrassing. But I guess they don't know what to do since the project has stagnated for the past ten years.

It's the same reason they can't release Orientation the way it was. Best thing the Church ever did was take that out of circulation as it was the most embarrassing, schlocky thing and the insane thing is that it was for raw public and to encourage them to sign up!

But anyway, if you really want to understand Scientology events, the best thing to do is visit Friday graduation at Celebrity Center and AOLA, which is every Friday. You haven't understood the meaning of "kitsch" until you've been to Friday graduation at CC and AOLA. And remember, Scientology is the game where everyone ALWAYS wins!

Mimi The Great
Mimi The Great

C'mon kids, pet my snake....then go ahead and grab my cans! *shudder*

Thelma Louise
Thelma Louise

The family in the SO recruitment photo has had its problems. JD, to his credit, left the SO to try and help his son due to his criminal activity. Katrina was very ill a couple of years ago and wanted to route of the SO but obviously that didn't happen. The daughter well she never finished school, was recruited for the SO at a young age and that's all she knows. The photo is just so full on falsehoods, the clean white image, look of happiness and commitment is false advertising, one has just got to scratch the surface of that family and it would fall to pieces. Their son MJ is a casualty of his parents commitment to the SO and unfortunately he is not the only one. I hope his life is sorted out now and he is getting the right kind of help not the cult kind.

Strelnikov
Strelnikov

Sydney Ideal Org presents "Crap Wars."

Chuck Beatty
Chuck Beatty

Celebrity Centre didn't mention, but they plan to do some auditing on  the monkeys, and then run some OT 5 body thetan exorcism on the tigers.      

Labbit
Labbit

All the Hollywood Safari flier is missing is George Takei's official endorsement at the bottom... OH MYYYYYYYY!

Chuck Beatty
Chuck Beatty

Join INCOMM (computer branch of international management) and learn about the "DUKE OF CHUG!"     

Join the Advanced Organizations, and hear L. Ron Hubbard tell the details of the 4th Dynamic Engram, and how Xenu caused the Wall of Fire!

Join and learn how LRH used his wholetrack/pastlives recollections to come up with the BIG solutions for mankind's long dwindling spiral, not only for earth, but all the inhabited civilizations in the universe.

We in the Sea Org are turning back the dwindling spiral in the UNIVERSE!

Join the Universe Corps!

Join Author Services Inc!

Join Golden Era Productions!

Join New Era Publications!

Join, join, join, we're immortal beings, and you might as well sign your Billion Year Contract now, before time runs out!

Frolix8
Frolix8

White teeth, white people, white shirts, white org, white technolgy.

Xenu
Xenu

But some teeth do not appear.

Every time I see an older SO member smiling with closed lips, I have to wonder whether the nutrition and dental care provided them hasn't done a David Mayo job on their teeth.

barbara graham
barbara graham

"I'm sorry...I've had a lot of fun here at your event today, but I'm afraid I left my wallet in my other meat body."

Chuck Beatty
Chuck Beatty

"These animals are fine, but I wanted to see some body thetans!    Where's the body thetans' cage?"

SP 'Onage
SP 'Onage

No problem if it's at the "Safari" event, as a precaution pythons will be placed at all exits, they'll "squeeze" the money out of you.

Duncan
Duncan

Where to begin...  As much as us South Africans don't like losing out to Aussies, I suppose we can at least point out that there are no tigers, macaws or llamas anywhere to be encountered on 'safari'

Duncan
Duncan

I should clarify that, none of them are native to Africa

Edward
Edward

"A tiger? In Africa?""Shhhh!"

AlexM
AlexM

Of course the world's fastest growing religion with 15 plus million members would not only hock Star Wars but put on a not so corny-looking Safari for the kids. Wait a second....

Ron
Ron

David Miscavige would be a natural as the Lyin' King.

AlexM
AlexM

Simba is Swahili for give me al your money, hopes and dreams.

skippress
skippress

I remember Lon Tinney telling me about Star Wars when I met him at Celebrity Centre in L.A. (when it was on La Brea). He worked on the movie and rode the celebrity wave on that one for years. I wonder if he's still involved in $cientology - if so, maybe he'll make an appearance in Australia and tell them how a bunch of $cientologists back then made a fortune selling "laser swords" that were black flashlights with colored plastic tubes on them - all in violation of George Lucas's legal protections. As for the Celebrity Centre thing, will Will and Jada Smith make an appearance as Tarzan and Jane and Tommy Cruise as "Boy" or maybe "Cheetah"? These posters pose such curious questions...

Andrew Robertson
Andrew Robertson

 One might think, that with planetary clearance in sight and Ideal Orgs in 1,593 countries, the Chairman of the Board, Religious Technology Center could rest on his laurels and bask in the appreciation of the high toned beings who know how to know and think for themselves.

This is not so and already, graduates of the Oiliness table and the other 56 Perceptics of spiritual enlightenment have been inducted into the Space Org, Ron's vision of a dauntless and defiant corp of loyal officers trained to reach out beyond the confines of our prison planet to boldly go with no regard for their personal safety or opprobrium for splitting infinitives.

Those with mastery over MEST have no need for primitive spaceships when postulates, 100% standardly applied, enable travel to presently unenlightened planetary systems in our galaxy and beyond can be achieved by mastery of standard tech.

And remember Ron's words: "But before you go, whisper this to your sons, and their sons – The work was free. Keep it so. (Conditions apply)

dennis l erlich
dennis l erlich

Tip for working through those conditions:  

Though they may be dreadful at times, don't despair ye Future Space Ogres.  Remember that the messes you're in are all the result of YOUR OWN inability to confront the beauty and simplicity of being a "static."  You had to go and ALTER-IS, lo those millions of years ago.  Now look where you are.  But rejoice!  Elrong is leading the way.  Just do as he says and all will be well.

Edward
Edward

Ten bucks says the "traditional African music" is a minstrel show.

Tye Solaris
Tye Solaris

Edward... I am not sure what your post is referencing .... but your 'Avatar' is Freaking Me Out.

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