Here Is the Inevitable 'Shit New Yorkers Say' Video

Just when we thought the meme was dead, Eliot and Ilana Glazer present "Shit New Yorkers Say." Among the gems:

"Where's the train?"
"They're filming Law and Order."
"You have to go to Brooklyn, it's the law."
"I hate L.A."

"This place is huge!"
"I hate tourists!"
"All I ate today was a bagel."
"I want a dog."
"I don't really leave Brooklyn on the weekends."

Dammit, why didn't we think of this?

We do love you, Pat Kiernan.

[JDoll / @thisisjendoll]

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