This Is A Picture Of A Naked Woman Walking Into A Lumber Store

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No shirt, no shoes, no pants, no underwear -- no problem. At least for an Upstate woman, who walked into a lumber store completely naked yesterday. That, however, was only after she walked into a nearby convenience store, also in the buff.

The image currently is making the rounds on Facebook. The Albany Times Union got the story.

According to the paper, the woman went to a Stewart's convenience store and a Curtis Lumber in Ballston within a few minutes of each other yesterday. As we mentioned, she was sans-clothing.

From the Times Union:

"Have a good day," the woman told one lumber yard employee as she traipsed out.

Curtis Lumber manager Bob Eakin, who was not at work at the time, said the woman asked a couple of employees what time it was before she left.

"No one wanted to say much to her," he said. "It's not a situation you want to be involved in."

A picture captured from a Curtis Lumber security camera of the incident was being shared Wednesday on Facebook. Eakin said he hadn't seen it.

The unidentified woman also went to a Stewart's Shop on East Line Road.

"The manager said 'Ma'am, are you aware you have no clothes on?' She was kosher and cool about it, and the manager told her she needed to leave," said a Stewart's employee, who only identified himself as Terry.

The unidentified woman already had her clothes back on by the time police showed up. A dispatcher with the Saratoga County Sheriff's Office confirmed to the paper that a woman was charged in connection with the incident, but wouldn't provide other details.



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16 comments
Molly
Molly

No christefer that's goss you should not be lokking at this

Kennethwittrock
Kennethwittrock

What better place for a beaver than a lumber yard... Rock

Kirkwagen
Kirkwagen

She was shopping for wood, uh huh huh~

Elizabethan
Elizabethan

The lady has nerve and was apparently very bored. Havin' fun!

TonyDewitt
TonyDewitt

I always knew the kinkiest people were in Ballston Spa !!!

Dmcpeak
Dmcpeak

Can you tell me what department Buffers are in?

Christopher Neal
Christopher Neal

Hey James--How about a poll for this one:

Would you A). Invite her into the restroom for some friendly frollicking;B). Ask her to pick up that dollar that just fell at her feet; orC). Inform her the sight of her deliciousness is making you hungry and invite her out to a meal.

Tonymartin1261
Tonymartin1261

Oh!There you are! I haven't seen you in two days!

Ian Balls
Ian Balls

Ballston! I need to go there!

James King
James King

 Right? I've never been this inclined to hang out at a lumber store.

Woodrow Wilson
Woodrow Wilson

 You said in a comment on another post that you're gay (I'm paraphrasing). Are you bi or do you just enjoy the spectacle?

Myriam_Breitman
Myriam_Breitman

I'm straight and a female and I enjoy the spectacle. Who wouldn't?

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