Zombie Apocalypse Hits The Bayou -- Louisiana Man Gnaws Neighbor's Face

Categories: Zombie Fatigue
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Alleged cannibal/possible zombie Carl Jacquneaux
Cannibalism is all the rage right now, and the latest sign of the zombie apocalypse is brought to you by the great state of Louisiana, where a man is accused of gnawing his neighbors face, apparently while under the influence of "some kind of drug."

This is now the seventh cannibalism story to make headlines in the last two weeks, and the hype of the ongoing zombie apocalypse has become so widespread that the Centers for Disease Control even issued a statement last week saying that the "CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms)."

The latest flesh-chewer is 43-year-old Carl Jacquneaux, of Lafayette Parish, Louisiana, who is accused of biting off a chunk of his neighbor's face.

According to various local media reports, Jacquneaux went to the home of victim Todd Credeur over the weekend and started fighting with him about a "domestic issue."

During the struggle, Jacquneaux bit off "a chunk" of Credeur's face.

Lucky for him, Credeur managed to fight Jacquneaux off -- he then disabled him by spraying him in the face with wasp spray.

Following the spraying, Jacquneaux scampered off and went to the home of a friend -- whom he held at knife-point after stealing the man's gun.

Police tracked Jacquneaux to the friend's home and took him into custody.

Like Miami "zombie" Rudy Eugene, authorities suspect Jacquneaux was under the influence of drugs at the time of the attack. A female friend of one of the victims told a local TV station she thinks Jacquneaux had taken bath salts, which is what police suspect Eugene had taken prior to eating a man's face.

In all, Jacquneaux was booked on one count each of aggravated burglary, simple battery of the infirm, violation of probation, aggravated second degree battery, and violation of protective orders. He was booked into the Lafayette Parish Jail on a $312,500 bond. 
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Keys
Keys

It's been issued that Eugene only had a small amount of marijuana in his system at the time of the attack. Frankly, it sounds like this man was simply fighting dirty. The fact that he ran to a friend's house and held him at knife point indicates that he was at least aware of what he had done and understood it was a bad thing. This is no "zombie" case.

Stober243
Stober243

bathsalts my ass

Samtisdale
Samtisdale

I'm the type of guy that doesn't believe in any of the type of Armageddons (zombie, alien, potential virus outbreak, religious,astrological, or just plan humanity) but i don't deny the possibility. The best that i believe mankind can do is to prepare for whatever.

Lifeofacherry
Lifeofacherry

Fuck that! The media keeps blaming all this shit on Marijuana!!! I don't think so... & it's not even real bath salts! That's just a fuckin' name they gave it because it looked like bath salts. They want to sale an illegal drug legally so why call it "bath salt" or now the newest one's are "glass cleaner" & "plant food"... STOP BLAMING MARIJUANA!!!! Believe it or not it has medicinal purposes & you people keep this up there going to close down all Co-Op's!

Lifeofacherry
Lifeofacherry

OMFG... The jail is gonna save some $$ cuz they won't have to feed himif the let him out in general population.

Kyleem926
Kyleem926

Well they make you not sleep. People are zombies with no sleep then add effects of drugs. There are people on meth and crack tha do crazy stuff too. They just havent made a big deal bout it

guest
guest

Well, I really don't believe in zombies but for the voodoo kind, but been reading max Brooks book "zombie survival guide" published in 2003 & I know it's a satirical book, but some things made me go hmmmm. the detection part of a zombie outbreak...homicides with them being shot in head or decapitated( Mexico, a poor country with drug problems has recently had several decapitations) cases of "violent insanity" biting people etc. ( nuff said) disease outbreaks, (chagas disease a rise in flesh eating disease, west nile virus) missing persons ( anyone bother to check out unsolved animal attacks such as one I read about a few years back I believe was in NY where they found the bodys of a couple who were hiking & they had human teeth marks) Anyway, we know the govt has some coverups such as area 51, so this new biting thing, cannibal-zombie behavior could be a front for something worse..and have we forgotten this episode where they were told to escape or  hide? Who's to say what kinds of things were made in this institute or in other labs? .UI: Hazardous Material Released at Institute for Genomic Biology

Linkup69
Linkup69

I live in louisiana too, dont know where u been looking, its there. I call BS!

Nici McVey
Nici McVey

could be bathsalt but sooner or later some dumbass will blame on muslims or gays 

Sbigpappi
Sbigpappi

Yeah they givin zombies a bad name every body knos zoombies eat brains they just stupid ass dopeheads

Sbigpappi
Sbigpappi

I wonder how the prisoners feel being locked up with sombody like that

Tara Morgan Bryant
Tara Morgan Bryant

"But police said we may never know if Jacquneaux was under the influence of bath salts, because no blood tests were performed before he was booked into jail. Jacquneaux is charged with aggravated burglary, simple battery of the infirm, violation of probation, aggravated second degree battery and violation of protective orders. He remains in the Lafayette Parish Jail with a $312,500 bond." Violation of probation and violation of protective orders tells me there's much more to this story!

Linkup69
Linkup69

And this "quote" comes from...?

Loooneybynature
Loooneybynature

no its code fro lsd and other designer drugs. but here specifically a new form of lsd thats supposed to also be a stimulant. but g do your homework kiddieos. who first distributed lsd as an expiremental mind control/truth serum on test subjects and foreign officials? so who's the most likely subject for distributing this new kind of lsd?

Stan
Stan

Could it be some type of rabies?

Phil M
Phil M

I smoked meth for years and never hallucinated once.  I've been up for 7 days straight and didn't hallucinate.  You admit to "knowing nothing" but jump at the government explanation and insult those that don't? Guess what, I've taken just every drug under the sun.  I was an addict for most of my 20's.  Crazy people do crazy things.  Drugs don't make you crazy man, that shit is already in your head.  You either are crazy or you aren't.

Cchaney337
Cchaney337

Exacly, so whos to say these people going off eatin people werent already jacked up in the brain and the effect of the bathsalt, maybe too much of it, (not everyone listens to recomended doses) made them 'snap'? A bunch of conspiracy theories? Come on now, i dont see any president or governors or none of that goin door to door sellin this shit, or standin there with a gun to their head sayin 'do it', no.

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