Zombie Apocalypse: Upstate Woman Tries To Eat Cop; Bath Salts NOT Suspected (Just Kidding)

Categories: Zombie Fatigue
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Disclaimer: bath salts will make you eat people.
It's official: snorting bath salts makes you want to eat people.

Full disclosure: we've never done it. But there's a reason -- snorting bath salts apparently makes you want to fucking eat people!

The latest bath salt-inspired cannibal is a fellow New Yorker from Utica, who -- after attempting to eat a cop -- told authorities that she "wanted to kill someone and eat them."

According to a press release posted on the City of Utica's Facebook page, about 9 p.m. Saturday, police were called to Stanley's Bar at 618 Court Street in Utica to deal with an "emotional[ly] disturbed person."

When cops got to the bar, they found the unidentified 41-year-old woman sitting in a stairwell sweating profusely, and with a "blank stare" on her face.

The responding officer asked the woman what was wrong, at which point she became aggressive. She then lunged at one of the officers and attempted to bite him.

Police were able to subdue the would-be cannibal, at which point she told cops about her desire to murder and eat someone.

The woman was then taken to St. Luke's Hospital, where it was determined that she was under the influence of bath salts.

Last week, for the second time in less than a month, a Florida man -- 26-year-old Charles Baker -- was arrested for allegedly taking a bite out someone while under the influence of bath salts. Get the details here.

About two weeks earlier, a Louisiana man also is suspected of being under the influence of bath salts when he gnawed the face of his neighbor. More on that here.

And lest we forget the story that kicked off the "Zombie Apocalypse" craze -- Miami "zombie" Rudy Eugene was under the influence of drugs at the time of a brutal cannibalistic attack that left his victim, Ronald Poppo, without a face. That drug, of course, was bath salts.

This is now the ninth cannibalism story to make headlines in the last month, and the hype of the ongoing zombie apocalypse has become so widespread that the Centers for Disease Control even issued a statement last month saying that the "CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms)."

As we mentioned last week, it appears we're in the midst of a bath salt apocalypse -- not zombie.
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13 comments
Zacsiddy
Zacsiddy

Funny that cus bath salts are actually legal even in this situation

Signmartt12
Signmartt12

Small bits of content which are explained in details, helps me understand the topic, thank you!  Sign-Mart  

Hgg
Hgg

People there is no apocalypse. Zombies started out in haiti culture as people reanimated to serve their ruler under the influence of witchcraft. And for the people who say he growled and took a few bullets to kill; first off he was high. Next, we dont live in call of duty. People dont die from one bullet to the leg from a pistol. Only a direct shot to the ocipital lobe would kill instantly. High makes you crazy. And to the comment at the bottom, this happened in canada too so you are wrong my friend

Tuttles143
Tuttles143

This is wicked shit makes me wonder if its an attack on the US i haven't seen this going on elsewhere idk just fucking insane!

Glopes247
Glopes247

hope you all know just to clarify bath salts is just a bullshit excuse to get the public to disregard everything. the miami guy who was under the influence of so called bath salts after his autopsy they found no trace of any drug besides marijuana so rule bath salts out unless you want to consider that smoking a joint will lead you to eating people instead of mcdonalds dont be so nieve

jrj
jrj

Send more cops...

guest
guest

I definitly agree. Plenty of people have taking batch salts before and cannibalism has not been a part of the effect so why blame it on them all of a sudden!! what did the bath salts ever do!!!!!

tz
tz

But they used to say (some still do) that this is what marijuana does.

LIMEN !
LIMEN !

Go to Haiti, and you will see real live zombies. They have been given a type of chemical made out of a toxic sea animal. If the person that gives you this chemical it can kill you. But there are real zombies in Haiti. Because of this specific chemical ingredient. And the zombies in Haiti are not cannabals. Thats the works of Hollywood that made up zombie cannabals.

LIMEN !
LIMEN !

That what I said from the start. And every one called me every thing in the book. People are nuts. And some do not need drugs to enable them to commit such horrible acts of lunacy.

LIMEN !
LIMEN !

I'm 60 years old and I'm with you on this one. Mr Clayton. Watch out for the jugallus there out there to.Be strong . LIMEN!

skunkworks
skunkworks

I already see a new tv reality show "Zombie Hunters" lol and seriously a bat? Get a real weapon!!!! Might as well have a water gun. Bath salts could be a coverup or chemical warfare lol u know the mojority comes from asia, who knows what the hell they put in that sh*#. Be prepared. Peace out.

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